It’s hard not to realize the recent influx of pizza-inspired clothing and accessories these days, and let’s face it, it’s dope. I mean yeah, pizza’s awesome, I wanna eat and wear it every day, or even keep it in a portable pouch with me all day – whatever works.
So why not just invest in some more pizza inspired attire?
This lovely scarf is courtesy of Pizza Hut’s very own clothing line – Pizza Hut Swag. This scarf mirrors its food item, by keeping you warm during these unexpected cold storms we’ve been getting (not for me though, ily Miami). At $29.99, you can wrap this scarf around you and feel as warm as that first bite of a fresh pizza slice.
Oh Vans, you’ve outdone yourself with these pizza slip ons. Conveniently without laces, these shoes are perfect for the lazy pizza lover that has to make serious effort to get off the couch. At $54.99 a pair, I’d say go for it. I mean, I might (sorry, Mom).
At $66, Dolls Kill is providing us with shorts consisting a killer duo – cats, and pizza. I must admit, I’m no cat fan. My dislike for cats spans from the allergies they cause me, yet I do find them hilariously strange little creatures. So naturally, combining funny looking lil kitties with pizza leads to a brilliant explosion of weird I almost want to partake in.
Too bad Valentine’s Day already past and too bad I didn’t have a Valentine to get this for me. I mean, who wouldn’t want a pair of Pizza Panties?
All I gotta say is a relationship built of pizza eating and butt touching sounds pretty ideal. So boys, buy your girl this patch for only $5, then buy her pizza and touch her butt. If you follow those steps, you’re on the road to success.
True friendship is when your friend lets you have the last slice. And, if you have a friend that does that for you, why not get some matching pizza friendship necklaces for only $10 a slice?
Hoes ain’t loyal, but pizza is. For $32, you could be sporting this simple, yet to the point crewneck sweater. And look how trendy she is. Goals.
Honestly, I’m shocked I don’t already own this. At only $20 for the case, you could be sporting pizza all day errday.