The internet almost broke two days ago with the announcement of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s divorce. After a decade of #couplegoals and two years of marriage for Brangelina, Angelina filed for divorce due to “irreconcilable differences.”
So, maybe life is a total lie, and perhaps, power couples aren’t forever, but at least food would never do this to us. Take time to grieve by devouring one (or all) of these delicious, over-the-top comfort foods, while bawling your eyes out watching Mr. & Mrs. Smith tonight. Because, honestly, was Brad ever going to look at Angelina the way we look at Nutella?
If you need a dessert with a short prep-time because this is urgent and you need to cope ASAP…
1. 10-Minute Peanut Butter S’mores Pizza
You can’t sugarcoat the bad news, but you sure can top it with marshmallows.
2. 15-Minute Nutella Rolls
Sometimes you just need to unroll your feelings and cry it out.
3. 15-Minute No-Bake Oreo Bars
I am officially more crushed than all of the Oreos in this recipe.
4. 16-Minute Ice Cream Sandwich Milkshake
You can’t deny that Angelina is the most beautiful woman on earth, but you also can’t deny that this milkshake might look better.
5. 20-Minute Peanut Butter S’moreos
S’mores + Oreos = a happy heart (certainly much happier than your broken one is right now).
If peanut butter is your weakness, and you need your weakness to give you strength during this time…
6. Peanut Butter Chocolate Bars
Finally, an easy recipe loaded with creamy, chocolatey goodness to fix all of the badness that is this breakup.
7. Peanut Butter Oreo Pie
This dish will remind you that love actually does exist. It’s just called Oreos and peanut butter (not Brad and Angelina).
8. Peanut Butter Chocolate Molten Lava Cake
It’s okay, you can stop scrolling for a sec. Let it heal you.
9. Peanut Butter Chocolate Chip Caramel Cookie Bars
Let’s hope Angelina’s next date is as smooth as this caramel filling.
If chocolate gives you all of the feels, and you need these feels to numb your aching heart…
10. Homemade Chocolate Fudge
Seriously, Brangelina, what the fudge?
11. Chocolate Chip Cookie Pie
This pie is more whipped than that obsessed boyfriend/girlfriend you once had. Too bad Brad and Angelina for sure aren’t that.
12. Chocolate Chip and Nutella Ice Box Cake
New power couple? Chocolate chip and Nutella.
13. The Ultimate Slutty Brownie
Don’t forget the classic “I’m so over him/her” dessert.
14. Chocolate and Caramel Oreo Pie
Give yourself the opportunity to recreate The Cheesecake Factory in your own kitchen, since you can’t recreate the love that once existed between Brad and Angie.
15. Heath Bar and Chocolate Chip Pie
If this dessert was an actor, it would win an Oscar. Bye, Brad.
16. Oreo Cheesecake Bites
Aka little pieces of my heart that can never be put back together.
If you need everyone to just chill for a second because you literally cannot get it together…
17. Chocolate Donut, Nutella and Coffee Ice Cream Sandwich
If you can’t pretend to sandwich yourself between Brad and Angie’s love anymore, at least you can consume this sandwich of love.
18. Salted Caramel Milkshake
Because who isn’t a little salty about the whole situation? (Except for Jennifer Aniston).
19. 3-Ingredient Ice Cream Bomb
An ice-cream filled, fudge covered brownie bomb can easily fix the bomb that went off in your heart when you heard the news,
20. Ben & Jerry’s
Of course, we can’t forget the classic Ben & Jerry’s flavors that pull us through any and all breakups. Check out this list to cope the right way.
It’s going to be a long night, so you might as well go all out with these recipes. Brangelina might be gone, but food is forever.