I do not know how to bake, cook, or even operate kitchen utensils. Last night, I tried to poach an egg and ended up with a deformed blob of "egg-like" materials. So basically, I have given up on any recipe that involves heating or baking, and I am now giving no-bake recipes a try. 

If you're at all like me in the kitchen (or at least will not have an oven at your disposal this fall), you are definitely not going to be baking anytime soon, however, that shouldn't stop you from cooking at all. Here's which no-bake recipe you need to try, based on your zodiac sign. 

Aries: White Chocolate Matcha Wafer Cookies

You love to be a leader, Aries. Priding yourself on knowing the trends way earlier than anyone else, you probably started cooking with matcha way before all the biddies discovered Cha Cha Matcha (no shade, I love their soft-serve ... it's just so basic). Up your game with these white chocolate matcha wafer cookies to show that you still know what's up. 

Taurus: Blueberry Banana Energy Balls 

candy, pastry, cake, cookie, sweet, chocolate
Vickie Nguyen

You're incredibly practical and always planning ahead, Taurus. These blueberry banana energy balls are perfect for you because you can already decide on some snacks and even a rushed breakfast before your 8 am. 

Gemini: Rainbow Cheesecake

Let's be honest, Gemini, you're known to have a few different personalities. When you don't know which to show someone, just make 'em this rainbow cheesecake. It's got all da colors of the rainbow, which basically tells them that you're complicated, right? 

Cancer: Chocolate Peanut Butter Fudge

milk chocolate, cream, fudge, sweet, milk, candy, chocolate
Rachel Connors

You're as comforting as a warm hug, Cancer. Your ability to comfort me is only comparable to that of peanut butter, which is why you should (not) bake with just that. Try this chocolate peanut butter fudge next time you want to snuggle up and be close to home. 

Leo: Funfetti Fudge

Leos live to be noticed, and they always stand out. They know that nothing will show them off better than some sprinkles, which is why they'll be prepping some rich and sparkly funfetti fudge for the next Bachelorette night. 

Virgo: Chia Seed Truffles

brownie, cookie, chocolate, butter, peanut, peanut butter
Shannon Carney

Virgo, you love nature and living a healthy lifestyle, which is why you need some chia seed truffles in your life. They are chock-full of healthy plant-based proteins without all the sugar of traditional truffles.

Libra: Cheesecake-Stuffed Strawberries

You are known to keep it balanced and stylish, Libra. You are the person who postgames with an açaí bowl or coconut water, and you always treat your body right while also respecting your cravings. That's why you'll be whipping up these sweet and fruity cheesecake-stuffed strawberries.

Scorpio: Salted Caramel Truffles

sweet, candy, chocolate
Katherine Baker

Scorpios are known to intense af, so you're gonna need a lot of flavor to match that reputation. These salted caramel truffles are probably the only thing that will hold a candle to you, Scorpio. That caramel is obviously rich, and you got some sea salt in there to spice things up a bit. These babies are also made healthy with some dates, which only adds to your mystery. 

Sagittarius: Cheesecake Shooters

strawberry, marmalade, mousse, pudding, berry, milk, yogurt, gelatin, sweet, cream, jam
Arlyn Osborne

You are super adventurous, Sagittarius, so I'm going to recommend a new thing for you to try. These berry cheesecake shooters are topped with some bourbon for a lil extra fun too. 

Capricorn: Gluten-Free Chocolate Cookies

sweet, candy, chocolate
Isabelle Chu

You probably have your entire life planned out in your agenda and always pack a healthy snack, so these gluten-free chocolate cookies are perfect for you. With their high protein content and easy transportability, you'll be up and about in no time. 

Aquarius: Cookies and Cream Dip

cream, sweet, coffee, milk, chocolate
Eileen Wang

You're super creative and love to think outside the box, so you've decided to rethink the chips and dip game. This cookies and cream dip takes things to the next level, and you have what it takes to make it big. 

Pisces: Oreo Peppermint Cheesecake Jar

Gabby Phi

You are known for your ability to empathize and support those around you, Pisces. Why not make your friend an Oreo peppermint cheesecake jar next time they're sad? Also, save one for yourself because you deserve it. 

These no-bake recipes are written in the stars, folks, and they can be enjoyed no matter if mercury is in retrograde.