You looked up one night and something in the stars just spelled out, “stop hurting the animals.” And that’s how you decided to go vegan, right? Well, for whatever reason you chose to change up your diet, the next morning you decided to pass on the bacon and skip on the pancakes. Obviously, then you were hangry, and you quickly realized that vegans can’t just eat fresh fruit for their first meal of the day. Luckily, there are so many vegan breakfast recipes out there!
Here, the signs in the sky will lead you down the right path to the perfect vegan breakfast based on your zodiac sign.
Aries (March 21 – April 19): Unicorn Toast
Outgoing and spontaneous, Aries is a hella trend-setter, or, they just do things for the Insta. Either way, they’re the definition of extra, and this Unicorn Toast recipe will give ’em the ol’ razzle dazzle. Just go easy with the super sparkling sprinkles, Aries.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Quinoa Breakfast Bowl
Stubbornly refusing to admit that quinoa is usually a dinner component, a Taurus should make this Quinoa Breakfast Bowl. It will help them plow through the rest of the day on sheer, unstoppable energy — partly because of an amazing breakfast, partly because they’re just an insane force of nature.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): Pumpkin Banana Bread Muffins
So, here’s the thing — decisions are rough, and a Gemini won’t be able to decide between pumpkin or banana bread, so they just, ya know, can make both. Luckily, these Pumpkin-Banana-Bread Muffins make an excellent vegan breakfast. It’s never boring with you around, Gemini.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Rosemary Fig Scones
Cancer just wants to be loved, and there’s just something about scones that embodies cozy sentimentality. Bring a plate of Rosemary Fig Scones to your Cancer friend, and tell them everything is going to be OK. Word to the wise, don’t even ask what “it” is. Trust me — only hugs and baked goods will help with this one.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): Apple Pie Oatmeal
Dear Leo: You’re a great, warm-hearted friend, but, sometimes, you can be a little… selfish. So, when making your vegan breakfast this fine morning, try Apple Pie Oatmeal. It’s warm, wholesome, and this recipe is only one serving, so you don’t have to worry about someone else asking for a bite — it’s all for you.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Sweet Potato Breakfast Bowl
Quiet, sweet little Virgo knows how to appreciate the detail in this Sweet Potato Breakfast Bowl. With humble, rustic ingredients that promise to do their very best to keep you full throughout the morning. Even if you don’t wanna talk to us in the morning, this bowl will have you cheering on the inside.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): Strawberry and Beet Pancakes
Okay, so I know you like to describe yourself as “fair-minded,” but it kinda wavers on the side of indecisiveness, Libra. Thankfully, you’re able to turn indecision into a balance of seemingly contrasting things. Strawberry and Beet Pancakes? Yeah, I think this one’s for you.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Hemp Seed “Ice Cream”
You’re brave, Scorpio, braver than most. It’s kinda frightening, actually. That’s why no one’s got the guts to tell you that Ice Cream technically isn’t breakfast. But you know what you want, and you’re not going to let social norms stop you.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Jam Breakfast Cookies
As this is being written, Sagittarius is already out the door and getting really, really lost somewhere. So make these Jam Breakfast Cookies and leave them out for Sagittarius to snag before they disappear again. You’ll probably get a thank-you note written on a napkin at some point. They’re probs alive still.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): Vegan Waffles
Leave responsibilities to Capricorn, whose sense of tradition and self-control will never fail. You know that waffle maker you bought on impulse? Capricorn is going to use it to make some wholesome, family-style Vegan Waffles, because they’re the mom-friend, and mom-friends make waffles.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Blueberry Chia Seed Pudding Pie
I think Aquarius has the whole “hold my beer and watch this, I have a great idea,” mastered to a lifestyle. Fortunately, this Blueberry Chia Seed Pudding Pie isn’t one of those ideas that led to a chorus of fire alarms at four in the morning. Oh, you don’t remember that one, Aquarius? We do.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Galaxy Glazed Donut
Though they haven’t left their room in a few days, probably laboring over a piece of abstract art “we wouldn’t get,” Pisces channeled their escapist energy into Galaxy Glazed Donuts. You could say they have their head in the clouds, because these donuts are almost too good for reality.
When choosing your next vegan breakfast recipe, listen to the stars and find out what your soul wants you to make. The soul doesn’t lie. And in the case that it does, don’t be afraid to try a couple of the recipes here. Vegan breakfast options are limitless, and so are you.