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If the Kardashians Were Ben & Jerry’s Flavors

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Vandy chapter.

The women of Keeping Up With the Kardashians eat a lot of food on the show. But we usually see them eating things like salads and health shakes. I honestly don’t think I have ever seen them eat ice cream, let alone the sacred Ben & Jerry’s. But let’s pretend for a minute, that the members of our favorite family were actual flavors we know and love. What would they be, you might ask? Take a look and see what it would look like if the Kardashians were Ben & Jerry’s flavors. 

Kourtney: Non-Dairy Peanut Butter Half Baked

Confused because ice cream def does not fit into Kourt’s strict diet. Obviously, Kourtney needs a dairy-free flavor to keep up with her vegan and organic lifestyle. Peanut butter is filled with protein, which is also a go-to for the mom of three and will give her energy for her daily workout regimen. The closest Kourtney even comes to ice cream is with her avocado pudding. But still.

Khloe: Tonight Dough

Khloe is always there to comfort her siblings and give them some pretty sound advice. That’s why she would be the flavor created with Jimmy Fallon as the inspiration. I feel like I could stay up for hours talking with Khloe while sharing a pint of this delicious flavor. 

Kim: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough

I don’t think I know one person who genuinely doesn’t like Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough ice cream. Especially when it now comes in so many varieties. It’s pretty much everyone’s guilty pleasure. The same goes for Kim. While there are people who aren’t her biggest fan, most are still fascinated by her rise to fame and the success she built for herself.

Kris: Americone Dream

The momager everyone knows and loves would be Americone Dream. She literally built this whole family into what they are today and all of her famous children owe a pretty big part of their careers to Kris. She is living the American Dream in a way that the rest of us can only ~dream~ about.

Kylie: Cherry Garcia

At only 20 years old, Kylie has accomplished more than most 20-somethings, including the fact that she had a baby while still running her multi-million dollar makeup company. For these reasons, Kylie would be Cherry Garcia. Pretty much everything she does is a surprise, but we still love her through it all. This one is always a favorite no matter what.

Kendall: Milk & Cookies

Kendall has such a classically beautiful look, which is why she would be Milk & Cookies. This was your favorite afternoon snack growing up, and it was probably Kendall’s, too (just a guess). She pretty much always makes those around her smile, just like this flavor does.

Scott: Everything But The…

Even though Scott isn’t really part of the Kardashian Klan anymore, it felt wrong not to include him. Especially with a flavor that is this fitting. Scott is a mess most of the time, but that doesn’t mean we stop loving him. He’s all over the place and has so much going on which is why he would be Everything But The… There’s so much that has affected the course of his life, and that’s part of the reason why Kourtney had to ditch him. 

Hopefully you’ll be able to keep up with the Kardashian’s flavors. It’s okay if you can’t, though, I’ll forgive you.