Astrology fanatic or not, you might turn to your zodiac sign for guidance on more typical decisions like your career or your love life, but you also might seek guidance for some significantly less serious situations. Take finding your best workout, what kind of cookie you are, or which cheap wine you should sip on, for example. It all makes sense—there are so many choices! And with Costco, Target, Trader Joe’s, and Whole Foods all upping their games in the wine category, there are more cheap wines to choose from than ever before. So, why not let your zodiac sign be your cheap wine guide?
It may not seem logical (at all), but by digging deep into the meaning behind your star sign, you might just find your go-to alcoholic drink. After all, when there are too many options to choose from, you can always lean on *science.*
Virgo (August 23-September 22):
Matua Sauvignon Blanc
Matua Sauvignon Blanc for $8.99
Subtle, modest, and highly practical, Virgos value high quality at a low price. Matua’s Sauvignon Blanc features a Virgo-friendly balance of light and crisp notes with a fruity tang. And for price balance, Costco hits it home with their cost-focused membership warehouse club which boasts a practical option to booze on a budget.
Libra (September 23-October 22):
Cupcake Vineyards Chardonnay
Cupcake Vineyards Chardonnay for $8.99
Can’t decide whether you want a cupcake or a glass of wine for dessert? Cupcake Vineyards has got you covered, Libras, as you are known for being indecisive yet desiring balance
Scorpio (October 23-November 21):
Yellow Tail Shiraz
Yellow Tail Shiraz for $6.37
Scorpios are not to be confused with scorpions, but both are known for their dark and intense nature. This Yellow Tail Shiraz complements a Scorpio’s passionate qualities with deep notes of vibrant blackberry and hints of spice.
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Prophecy Sauvignon Blanc
Prophecy Sauvignon Blanc for $9.99
Bullseye! The sign of the Sagittarius is the archer, so why not just always hit the bullseye with this Sauvignon Blanc sold for less than $10 at Target? The endless humor of a Sagittarius pairs perfectly with the zesty flavor and flowery flavor of Prophecy’s Sauvignon Blanc.
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): Franzia Chillable Red Wine
Franzia Chillable Red Wine 5L bottle for $9.97 at Walmart
Capricorns value practicality and efficiency, so obviously, Franzia is the top choice. Boxed is (only sometimes) better, but it is more practical. Plus, each box fits about 10 glasses of wine, so it’s genius for any get-together to avoid having to buy three separate bottles of wine.
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Barefoot Wine Spritzers
Barefoot Wine Spritzer 4-pack for $6.99
With a carefree personality, Aquarius goes against the norm. Dancing barefoot, while drinking Barefoot, is the perfect way to stand out and be different.
Pisces (February 19-March 20): Simpler Wines Sparkling Canned Wine
Simpler Wines 4-pack for $3.99
Pisces are known for not judging a book by its cover, as they understand there is usually more than meets the eye. These Simpler Wines mini sparkling wine cans will surprise your tastebuds with a bubbly wine explosion.
Aries (March 21-April 19):
Gnarly Head Merlot
Gnarly Head Merlot 2016 for $9.99
Strong, aggressive, and intimidating, Aries are the type of people who would aim straight at the Gnarly Head’s intense and bold bottle design. With their fiery personality, Aries will sure appreciate the hints of plum and black cherry in this Merlot.
Taurus (April 20-May 20):
California Roots Rosé
California Roots Rosé
California Roots Rosé for $5
As an Earth sign, Taurus is very connected to nature and to one’s roots, so it’s no question that the word roots must in the brand name. Because a Taurus has both an energetic and a calm side, an always reliable Rosé is the ideal counter-part for a Taurus.
Gemini (May 21-June 20): Trader Joe’s Reserve Monterey County Meritage
Trader Joe’s Reserve Monterey County Meritage for $9.99
Meritage wines, which are crafted by combining at least two different types of grapes, are the perfect fit for the duality of Geminis, symbolized by twins. Just as Geminis have many sides to their personalities, a wine can only qualify as a Meritage if no single grape variety dominates more than 90% of the blend. Now you’re basically a sommelier.
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Charles Shaw Rosé
Charles Shaw Rosé for $3.99
Cancers tend to gravitate towards maternal roles, while valuing the comforts of home. With their domestic nature, Cancers opt for organic wines, because what else is more home-y than keeping to your comforts of an organic, vegan lifestyle? And yes, organic wine is actually a thing that exists. You’re welcome.
Leo (July 23-August 22):
Rex Goliath Cabernet
Rex Goliath Cabernet
Rex Goliath Cabernet for $5.97
Strong, steadfast, sure in their decisions, Leos would not shy away from a wine bottle with a rooster on it
Once you find your true calling, aka your perfect match in wine heaven, spruce up your genius find and sip away. Again, you’re welcome. While we all love a delicious wine that doesn’t break the bank, for those fancier nights, try some of these genius wine hacks to up your Wine Wednesday hosting game.