April 19, 2024, marks a hallowed day for Swifties as Taylor Swift is set to release her eleventh album, The Tortured Poets Department. Fascinatingly, the artist announced her forthcoming LP only a few months ago at the Grammys, where she accepted awards for Best Pop Vocal Album and Album Of The Year for Midnights. Additionally, this short album rollout did not include sharing any singles ahead of time. However, this week, there was an alleged leak of TTPD and its lyrics. Allegedly, Swift’s lyrics say, “You smoked then ate seven bars of chocolate / We declared Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist / I️ scratch your head / You fall asleep like a tattooed Golden Retriever.” As these possible lyrics made their way across the internet, of course, Twitter/X had a lot to say about it. Here are a handful of Taylor Swift chocolate bar memes that are just as sweet as the upcoming LP release.
1. Time to go wild.
It seems like Swift channeled her inner Lisa Rinna from Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills for the track.
2. Just checking in.
It depends on whether we’re talking about full-size bars or miniature options.
3. It is almost 4/20, after all.
This smoking duck will forever be relevant to almost every situation, even when it comes to Taylor Swift.
4. If you’re not a fan of Charlie Puth…
The internet has taken to inserting their favorite artists into the lyrics. Aside from PinkPantheress, Twitter/X users declared that Chappell Roan, Tove Lo, RAYE, and more should be bigger artists.
5. Relatable
It’s not even Halloween, and we are absolutely chowing down on candy whenever the feeling sets in. Maybe you can indulge in some bars listening to the new album.
6. The dog is eating what?!
A pup cup is not enough, this “Golden Retriever” needed Hershey’s, I guess.
7. Jeremy Strong, the man that you are.
Specifically, I declare that Kendall Roy should be a bigger (rap) artist.