Everyone's favorite group of the worst people on Earth returns to FXX and streaming on Hulu June 7. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is a sitcom staple for comedy fans who are eager to see the gang back in action for their 16th season. When last we saw Mac, Dennis, Charlie, Dee, and Frank, they were in Ireland carrying Charlie's dead father up a mountain. How can they top that? With ridiculous antics and beer, beer, beer, and more beer, of course. While Paddy's Pub is not known for their food by any stretch of the imagination, I know the gang would love these eats that I have chosen for them. Plus, you can make at least a few of these for enjoyment at your It's Always Sunny premiere watch party. So to all my golden gods and goddesses out there, here's what I would feed each member of the It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia cast. 

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Charlie: Spaghetti In A Plastic Bag

Say what you will about Charlie, but this man is all about life hacks. I mean, kitten mittens? Genius. His spaghetti in a bag is no different. He is one of few people to make Italian food on-the-go work so well. Additionally, the spaghetti in a bag can also pair beautifully with his favorite meal of milk steak, which can also fit in a bag and be brought to the spa. Personally, I find this to be a perfect college treat. I mean, all you need is Prego and pasta, and you can eat this in the library while studying. I will even give Charlie a Ziploc, you know, the fancy plastic bag. Also for Charlie, I will make sure this spaghetti is absolutely drowned in cheese — just utterly doused. I mean, he needs his energy for "Charlie Work," right? 

Frank: Rum Ham 

Frank is always eating on the show. In fact, it's well-documented that Danny DeVito loves to eat on set and on camera, even when it wasn't written in the script. It's a special treat on the show when rum ham shows up, so naturally, I would want to feed Frank his very favorite treat. Plus, I'm thinking ahead because I know this can make delicious sandwiches and wraps for all the random snack hankerings that come about. However, if the rum ham takes too long to make, I would also offer him a nice egg for a trying time, in whatever way Frank prefers. 

Dee: Cake

"Sweet Dee" Reynolds has been called a bird far too many times. I wouldn't want to remind her of her nickname by feeding her chicken wings or thighs. I would offer her a nice cake, maybe it was found in the trash... maybe it wasn't. IMHO, dumpster diving/food rescuing is actually super cool and we should do it much more frequently as a people. 

Dennis: Cereal

Dennis is a fancy guy. He doesn't eat skin on his apples, and even his imaginary meals include a "coq au vin, braised with lardons and mushrooms." However, I would make him a lovely bowl of cereal outside of the confines of his car. While he thinks it was a good idea to eat cereal out of a bowl in his car, technology has come a long way, and I can make his little treat in a CRUNCHCUP, aka, a portable plastic cereal cup. Because Dennis is fancy, I would also make him his own gallon of "riot punch." Frankly, I believe that It's Always Sunny made borgs before they were popular.  

Mac: A Protein Shake 

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia character Mac is not just a bar bodyguard, he is a co-entrepreneur known for "Fight Milk" and is all about getting ripped, jacked, and fit. I would not offer him his own product as to not make him throw up or have diarrhea. We're trying to cultivate mass here, so I would make him a lovely vanilla protein shake. He needs all boosts he can get to do ocular pat-downs.