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19 Nasty-Looking Foods to Eat Whether or Not Hillary Wins
According to Trump, Hilary is a "nasty woman."
According to me, the election season's end needs to be celebrated, and the following foods look pretty nasty but have potential to taste amazing.
So prep a nasty-looking food party, and have alllll of the alcohol ready to go for your November 9th party.
And please, please, do not forget to vote.1. Guacamole
Okay, we all love it, but let's be real: it kinda looks like green baby shit with chunks in it. Make yours with this recipe from Chipotle. Cheers.
2. Spinach & Artichoke Dip
Looks like lumpy green and white mucous. But is always a favorite. Make it extra nasty-looking with these spinach and artichoke-stuffed mushroom caps: recipe here.
3. Lentil Soup
Seriously, this looks like cat vom. Make this yummy sweet potato version here.
4. Eggs
Basically chicken menstration that looks like eyeballs. Find out how the best way to pan-fry them here.
5. Hummus
Love you, but you ain't a gem for the eyes. Make this five minute version here.
6. Chili
7. Chia Seed Pudding
Seriously, not the cutest. That orange in the background is a major reach. Sure tastes great though. Recipe for this creamsicle version here.
8. Rissotto
Fancy and delicious as can be, but also looks like a plate of mucous. Get yours here.
9. Curry
Hot mess express. Find out how to some easy Indian curry here.
10. Gravy
Seriously, it just looks like diarrhea. Find out how to make a vegan version here.
11. Poutine
Gravy looks nasty. So naturally, putting it on fries and adding melty cheese, is also nasty-looking. Make this poutine-pizza hybrid recipe here.
12. Jello and Jello Shots
Nothing meant to be consumed by human beings should be that neon. Or that jiggly. Get turnt with these rainbow jello shots at your election party. Because, festive.
13. Bread Pudding
No no no. Just no. So wrong. Unless you're into it, you should make this cinnamon version.
14. Dumplings
Dumplings are delish but tbh they look like dead wilting mice wrapped in a snotty tissue. Bless up with these authentic homemade dumplings.
15. Cooked Kale
#Kale is amazing, but when you cook it it looks like it got sick and died. You should still make it though. Recipe for this pan-fried garlic version is here.
16. Taco Dip
So pale and lumpy and layer-y and confused-looking. Kind of like the candidates during the debates this season. Recipe for this 7-layer version here.
17. Enchilada
18. Casserole
There's just no easy way to make casserole look cute. Make this cheesy broccoli one here.
19. Ramen
Seriously looks like decombobulating brains. Upgrade yours with these ramen hacks.