This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Fairfield chapter.
The Stag always seems like a good idea. Until you get there for meal swipe hours and have to wait in line…
1. It’s swipe hours, is the line long?
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2. Of course the salad line is backed up.
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3. Do I wait in line or go to Barone?
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4. I’m so sick of Barone I’ll just wait in line for 20 minutes.
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5. Are you in the salad line or flatbread line?
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6. Salad? Awesome.
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7. Only 10 more people to go *checks Twitter, Instagram, Snapchat, Facebook*.
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8. *Looks around, for empty table*. Great, guess I’m going back to my room.
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9. They have strawberries and blueberries, this is going to be a great day!
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10. Only two people to go!
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11. Did I say my toppings too fast?
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12. Can I have a little dressing please? *dumps half the bottle*
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13. That’s good!
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14. Ugh, I’m starving I can’t wait to eat.
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15. Why don’t they put the forks next to the salad bar?
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16. Gotta go get my drink!
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17. I love that soda machine. So many choices.
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18. And now it’s time to wait at checkout for another 10 minutes…
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