You may think you’ve seen the wackiest kitchen gadgets, but these take the cake. These weird kitchen gadgets will make you shake your head and maybe plan out a gag gift or two. For more crazy kitchen tools, check out fancy.com.

1. Egg Cuber

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Courtesy of Kitchen and Company

Because who hasn’t wanted to hard boil an egg in the shape of a square? Spherical eggs are so last year. You can find this bad boy here.

2. Bacon Genie

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Courtesy of chacha.com

Haven’t you always wanted a bacon grease drying rack? Welp, this gadget has got you covered.

3. Roll n’ Pour Drink Cart

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Courtesty of rollnpour.com

Lifting up that milk carton or 2-liter is just too much sometimes. Thank goodness for the Roll n’ Pour.

4. Twirling Spaghetti Fork

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Courtesy of amazon.com

Is anyone actually a pro pasta twirler? This device could be the remedy to sauce-covered faces. Just don’t take it on a first date.

5. Egg Yolk Separator

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Courtesy of amazon.com

Instead of separating an egg with the shell, use this fish instead. Or, better yet, a regular old water bottle.

6. Easy Pineapple Slicer

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Courtesy of bedbathandbeyond.com

Everyone loves a good power tool in the kitchen. Use this gadget to core a pineapple without the hassle.

7. Fingers Salt Shaker

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Courtesy of techeblog.com

No explanation can justify these kitchen shakers…they’re just. plain. creepy.

8. Breakfast Sandwich Maker

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Courtesy of hamiltonbeach.com

Breakfast sandwiches made easier with this seemingly 30-layer cooking device.

9. Sharky Tea Infuser

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Courtesy of neatorama.com

Make your tea look like a bloody shark attack with this tea infuser gadget. Yum.

10. Keyboard Waffle Maker

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Courtesy of thisoldhouse.com

Because squares clearly won’t suffice. Use this instead.