Hi, my name is Jordan, and I love Tinder… the first step is admitting it, right? I’ve been on and off of the app for a few years now, and let me tell ya, it’s been quite the ride. I know you’re probably looking forward to reading all about my Tinder love story, but unfortunately it doesn’t exist (or has yet to exist) — BUT, I have had my fair share of creepy Tinder dates and disturbing messages. Food pick up lines are a bubbly and hilarious way to kick off your Tinder conversation.
Since my typical approach to Tinder hasn’t really worked out in the past, I decided to switch it up a bit — okay, maybe I took pick up lines to a new level, but food really is THE universal love language, isn’t it? Here’s what happened when I talked to 12 different guys on Tinder using food pick up lines — Spoiler alert… I’m still single.
Disclaimer to my future husband: this was just for laughs; I swear I’m not really this creepy.
Burger King
McDonald’s
Papa Johns
Taco Bell
Klondike
Dunkin’ Donuts
Taco Bell: Take Two
7-Eleven
Dairy Queen/Burger King
I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter
Hagen-Daas
Even if you don’t want to admit it, we all know you’re on Tinder… and if you’re not (and single, of course) download the app and try out some of these pick up lines — who knows, you might find your true love.
Just so you know, I expect a VIP invite to the wedding if this did in fact happen. Cheers, and happy swiping.