This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at UCLA chapter.
If you’re here to find raisins and not dates, then you’re in the wrong place and need to be redirected towards these delicious roof-raisin bites. If you’re here for dates, read on for some whimsical and endearing foodie pick-up lines that will get you over your wildly gluttonous Galentine’s Day or the post-Valentine’s sugar binge and back in the game.
Your name must be Coca Cola, because you’re soda-licious.
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I brought you some Boba ’cause baby, we’re a matcha made in heaven.
Photo by Rios Enriquez
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple.
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There’s dumpling you should know. I have fillings for you.
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Even though you’re out of your rind, I think you’re grate.
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Churro-K by me.
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I just want to take you out to brunch and shower you with quiches.
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You’re like my drug — when I’m with you, I feel absinthe-minded.
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I may be Arugula guy, but lettuce take a chance together.
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Donut take this the wrong way, but I just want to sprinkle you with sugar and spice.
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