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13 Food-Related Yahoo Answers That You Can’t Help But Face Palm At

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Oxford chapter.

Yahoo Answers is the go-to place to satisfy your curiosity, whether you’re wondering about the length of the Earth or if eating 52 pizza rolls will kill you (because who doesn’t think about that?). However, there is a small proportion of the human race that ask questions that just don’t need to be answered. So, here’s a selection of some of the most stupid food-related questions to ever be asked on Yahoo Answers (and possibly ever in the history of the world)

1. The Worrier

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But not to worry, Yahoo Answers’ “medical advisers” were on hand:

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2. The Prankster

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Unfortunately, some Yahoo Answers users took offence at this classic prank:

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3. The Hot Dog Revenger 

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Clearly some sort of revolution is underfoot:

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4. The Logical Flaw

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Thankfully someone had some sense:

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5. The Word Inventor

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Sadly, Chef Ramsay’s suggestion was already taken so users had to resort to more creative answers:

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6. The Genius

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And of course, a good question deserved a good answer (read to the end):

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7. The Salad Lover

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Let’s just say, Yahoo Answers users weren’t impressed:

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8. The Snitch

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Nobody likes a snitch:

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9. The Microwave Chef

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One Yahoo Answers user was particularly shocked by this master chef:

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10. The Rebel

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People have already started rallying behind the cause:

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11. The Fresh Gasser 

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Unfortunately, his master plan was doomed to fail:

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12. The Wrong Peanut

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Don’t worry, responsible adults were on hand to explain the situation:

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13. The Masterchef

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For one Yahoo Answers user, the question was just too difficult to decode:

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