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The 8 Worst Things You Can Do at McDonald’s, According to an Employee

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Fairfield chapter.

As someone who has worked at McDonald’s for the past two summers and over breaks, I have a pretty good understanding of what bothers a McDonald’s worker. People have yelled at me from their car and told me they were going to call the cops because their coffee wasn’t right. I have been looked at like I have four heads when I ask someone what size coffee they want. So besides those two no-nos, here are eight more annoying things you can do to a McDonald’s employee.

1. Asking If We Have Coconut, Almond, or Soy Milk

This is McDonald’s. We don’t have any milk besides cream or 2% for your coffee. It’s just not happening.

2. Being Rude

I work 10 hour shifts starting at 5 am. I’m not a happy camper. So if you’re nice to me, I’ll be nice back. I won’t charge you for whipped cream on your coffee (shh, don’t tell). Please don’t yell at me if I mess up your order slightly; just ask politely and I will definitely fix it for you. 

3. Not Having Your Money Ready

This is especially helpful when it’s busy. If you have to run out to your car to get money because you forgot your wallet, I’m not going to be pleased, nor will the 10 people in line behind you. Also, we’re on a timer as soon as we start taking your order, so it would be great to get that time down!

4. Complaining About Prices

I am legit the bottom of the bottom. If you have an issue with how expensive something is, don’t come crying to me. I have no power in this company. Email the manager, call corporate, fill out a survey, but do not tell me that you think our dollar coffee is too expensive. You’re being ridiculous.

5. Filling Your Water Cup up With Soda

First of all, I’m not an idiot. The 6 high schoolers asking for water cups aren’t staying hydrated. I know what you’re doing. Second, it’s just annoying when I have to go out of my way when I have other things to do and I have to go fill up a cup of water you’re 20 seconds away from dumping out. 

6. Not Knowing What You’re Saying

A black coffee is just that. There’s no cream or sugar. So when I hand you a cup of plain coffee, don’t yell at me. I’m just giving you what you asked for. If you ask for a plain hamburger, there won’t be ketchup or mustard or onions or pickles because you said you didn’t want it. If you don’t know what you want, or have a question, just ask. Believe me, I have a pretty extensive knowledge of the menu, I can help!

7. Complaining When You Have to Wait for Salt-Free Fries

I’m fine with giving you salt-free fries, but if you are in a hurry, don’t expect them to be ready. You’re going to have to wait 3 minutes based on your request. I’m sorry, but you’re going to have to wait.

8. Acting Like You’re Smarter Than Everyone

Most of us aren’t as dumb as you think. So, stop acting like you’re better than us because people, in general, are equal. 

In general, just be nice and don’t think you’re better than everyone there. I promise we’re people too!

Jen Cavazuti

Fairfield '20