How many of us have consulted Co-Star or Cosmopolitan horoscopes in a panicked moment of doubt? Whether or not this is you, astrology, although silly, can often provide a sense of comfort in times of uncertainty. So, if you are indecisive like me and are struggling to pick where to dine on campus, look no further. Take a weight off and let your zodiac sign chose your food for you!
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
The bold and ambitious nature of an Aries means they like to dive in headfirst and often don't have the patience to wait for what you want. Their independent streak prevents them from caring much about what other people think of you; they're a leader, not a follower. To satisfy their fast-paced lifestyle, Aries should try a grab and go at Build Pizza on East Campus.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
Down to earth and grounded, Tauruses are known for their appreciation of serene environments, the natural world, and hearty flavors. They tend to be steadfast and like to stick with what you know. Tauruses can crush their craving for all things wholesome and homey by ordering a grain bowl, packed with fresh veggies and savory sauces from Pom & Honey in MGC.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
Especially characterized by their dualistic natures, Geminis are highly social, adaptive and love to switch things up. Being so multi-faceted, they need a place that caters to your rapidly shifting moods. Hit up Eagle's Nest for all the choices a Gemini could possibly hope for.
CANCER (June 21 - July 22)
Cancers are the ultimate water signs: highly sensitive and emotional. Since they are so easily influenced by their environment and the energies of people who surround them, comforting and calming spaces are their friend. Prioritize self care and try ordering a pastry and some tea at The Davenport Coffee Lounge, the perfect cozy study spot.
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
Roll out the red carpet, because a Leo has just entered the room. Natural leaders and lovers of the spotlight, Leos love to be social and connect with others. All Leos should take a trip to Wonk Burger in The Tavern, a popular lunch stop on campus and the perfect social hub where you will thrive.
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
Steady, studious, intellectual and loyal, Virgos are hard workers and have a tendency to be perfectionists. Every day for a Virgo is bound to be busy and filled with to-do lists. To give themselves a break, without slowing down your progress, Virgos can hop over to Starbucks for a pick-me-up coffee and grab and go snack before they head back to the silent floor of the library.
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
Charming and balanced Libras are known for their good taste and love of companionship. They are most interested in health and harmony. Since Libras shine in social environments, but do struggle to make decisions at times, Terrace Dining Room (TDR) is the perfect place for them to satisfy both of these impulses.
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 2)
If Libras are balanced, Scorpios are anything but. Passionate, complex, empathetic, and powerful, these signs are known for their intensity and high energy. To match their tendency of being a bit disorganized and chaotic, Subway is a Scorpio's perfect dining experience (especially past 1 am).
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
Witty and adventurous, Sagittarius signs are known for their adaptability, humor, and storytelling. They love to seek interesting and new places. The same is true when it comes to their taste in food. Branch out into cuisine from Asia at Hissho Sushi in The Tavern.
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
Capricorns are natural leaders with a can-do attitude toward life. These signs are highly focused and goal-oriented people who won't let anything stop them from achieving what they set out to do. To match their busy, jam-packed schedule, Absurd Bird is the perfect place for a Capricorn to get a meal on the fly.
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
The Aquarius sign is known for being the most humanitarian of them all. Aquariuses are often deep thinkers, activists, and free spirits. Aquariuses are also not ones to go with the crowd. To suit their nonconformist ways, they should stop by the underrated District Pickle for deli-style meals that pack a punch.
PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
Pisces signs tend to be kind, gentle and highly emotional people. They easily adapt to their surroundings and have a tendency toward creative endeavors. The Bridge Cafe is the ideal stop for a Pisces who loves to connect with people. Grab a latte and a bagel and settle down at one of the most calming and aesthetically pleasing spots on campus.
For more about your zodiac sign choosing your food, check out other Spoon community articles like: What Smoothie Bowl are You Based on Your Zodiac Sign It's almost like it was written in the stars for you. by Erin Newsome at CU Boulder and Which DC Restaurant You Should Visit, According to Your Zodiac Sign Follow your zodiac sign, not Zagat. by Gabby Kopf at George Washington University.