PSA: the following people are not to be trusted. They are the ones who will pull the chair from underneath you, tell you the milk isn't expired when it really is and wreck havoc on your life. Simply put, they don't know the basic rules of human life and respect for food. 

1. Ice Cream Chewers  

chocolate, wafer, cream, ice, ice cream, waffle
Rica Beltran

If biting and chewing your ice cream doesn't make you squeamish, give you brain freeze and kill your teeth, I literally question your humanity. Humans did not evolve to have insensitive teeth, what the hell do you think the tongue in your mouth is for? Licking ice cream, duh! 

2. Milk First People 

breakfast, oats, Gluten Free, Cheerios, spoon, Bowl, wheat, oatmeal cereal, corn, milk, sweet, cereal
Caroline Ingalls

Shampoo comes before conditioner, salt comes before tequila (and then a lime!)—things everyone knows. Cereal comes before milk, if you have these two backwards I don't know if I'd tell you my deepest darkest secrets. You got your priorities backward honey, check yo'self. 

3. String Cheese Biters

chocolate, cheese, cake
Lucy Carlisle

It's called string cheese for a reason! It's like nails on a chalkboard watching some irresponsible chap bite down on a cheese stick. 

4. Corn on the Cob Burrito Eaters 

Are you from Uranus? Because no one on Earth should violate a burrito like this. If people eat burritos like corn on the cob, than how do they eat corn on the cob? Hm...

5. Pringle or Pop Tart Disrespectors

sprinkles, pastry, cookie, goody, sweet, cake, cream, chocolate, candy
Bethany Garcia

Each Pringle should be appreciated individually, not stacked and jammed into your mouth. Same goes for Pop Tarts, split that package in two and enjoy them separately not in a sandwich. Savor them, do you even notice the little joys in life?

6. Vertical Pizza Carriers 

I know pizza is magical and what not, but all that hot cheese and toppings are still going to slide down to the bottom of the box. Way to disrespect something so precious. 

7. Candy Bar Line Overlookers 

chocolate candy, milk chocolate, sweet, candy, milk, chocolate
Jared Sebby

Red flag! Someone who overlooks the lines on candy bars that are meant to make life easier is just looking for trouble. Don't bite through them either please. 

I warned you, stay away! Barbarians that disrespect food in any of these ways need to get themselves in line.