Hi, my name is Jordan, and I love Tinder… the first step is admitting it, right? I’ve been on and off of the app for a few years now, and let me tell ya, it’s been quite the ride. I know you’re probably looking forward to reading all about my Tinder love story, but unfortunately it doesn’t exist (or has yet to exist) — BUT, I have had my fair share of creepy Tinder dates and disturbing messages. Food pick up lines are a bubbly and hilarious way to kick off your Tinder conversation. 

Since my typical approach to Tinder hasn’t really worked out in the past, I decided to switch it up a bit — okay, maybe I took pick up lines to a new level, but food really is THE universal love language, isn’t it? Here’s what happened when I talked to 12 different guys on Tinder using food pick up lines — Spoiler alert… I’m still single.

Disclaimer to my future husband: this was just for laughs; I swear I’m not really this creepy. 

Burger King

beer, pizza, coffee, wine
Jordan Foraker

McDonald's 

coffee, beer, pizza, tea
Jordan Foraker

Papa Johns

beer, pizza, coffee, tea
Jordan Foraker

Taco Bell

beer, coffee, pizza, tea
Jordan Foraker

Klondike

beer, pizza, coffee, tea
Jordan Foraker

Dunkin' Donuts

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Taco Bell: Take Two

beer, pizza, coffee, tea
Jordan Foraker

7-Eleven

coffee, beer, tea
Jordan Foraker

Dairy Queen/Burger King

beer, pizza, coffee
Jordan Foraker
beer, pizza, coffee
Jordan Foraker

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

beer, coffee, tea
Jordan Foraker

Hagen-Daas 

beer, pizza
Jordan Foraker

Even if you don’t want to admit it, we all know you’re on Tinder… and if you’re not (and single, of course) download the app and try out some of these pick up lines — who knows, you might find your true love.

Just so you know, I expect a VIP invite to the wedding if this did in fact happen. Cheers, and happy swiping.