It’s almost the weekend and you and your friends are planning for a big night out. Suddenly, you find yourselves faced with the age-old dilemma that has plagued our ancestors for generations: what type of alcohol do we buy? Well, worry not, because Spoon is here to solve your problem.
1. Chill Night In: Red Wine Chocolate Cupcakes
Being wine drunk is warm, cozy, and essentially feels like being wrapped in a big blanket burrito. What could be better than that? Oh, right, wine in cupcake form. So the next time you’re planning to invite close friends over, my recommendation is to whip up some of these red wine chocolate cupcakes. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed.
2. Birthday Party: Champagne Jell-O Shots
On your birthday, you’re supposed to feel like you’re on top of the world, right? There’s no better way to achieve this sensation instantaneously than popping a bottle of champagne, until now. These jell-o shots have all the elegance of bubbly while still maintaining some college student humility.
3. Post-Party Drunchies: Pretzel, Beer, and Sausage Mac and Cheese
Beer is the go-to drink for many college students, and there’s a reason for it. Why not find more ways to incorporate it into your diet? Just make sure to try some of these workouts to keep that beer gut at bay.
4. Reading Week Holiday: Tequila-Based Mixed Drinks
Tequila is the ultimate choice of alcohol for your tropical vacay. Skip the cervezas when you’re lounging by the beach and opt for one of these tequila-based drinks instead, and don’t forget to take some shots once the sun sets.
5. Cottage Weekend: Pink Lemonade Mojitos
The traditional mojito is an absolute gift to the planet, but even the classics could always use a twist. These pink lemonade mojitos are the ideal beverage for warm summer days spent with your best friends at the cottage.
6. Night On The Town: Skittles Vodka
When hitting the club with your friends, being energetic drunk is a necessity. If there’s a more surefire way to pump up the pre than colourful Skittles-flavoured vodka, I haven’t thought of it yet.
7. Graduation Night: Scotch On The Rocks
Graduating university comes with the obligation to actually be a full-fledged adult. This calls for a scotch on the rocks, the most mature-sounding drink of all time.