Yo, being in college is hard. But being drunk doesn’t have to be. Grab some ziplock baggies and ingredients you most def already have lying around and make these 3 drinks perfect for on-the-go. Or for when you run outta cups (college budget, amirite?).
Alohomora.
Ros Sangria
Ingredients
Instructions
Open up your wine bottle like a PRO.
Pour some rosé in a ziplock baggie and seal it back up.
Pour some diet ginger ale in there.
#boobtip: Use your boobs to help hold and pour the bottle.
Sprinkle in some frozen peaches and raspberries.
Dude, let it chill in the freezer.
Play slap da bag.
Long Island Iced Tea Slushy
Ingredients
Instructions
Pour a shot of every type of alcohol in your baggie. Vodka, gin, tequila, rum.
Open the bottles without getting any in your eye. Instant replay.
Try not to gag.
Add in a squeeze of orange juice, lemon juice, and lime juice.
Add some D Coke. #boobtip
Throw in a lemon slice.
Freeze overnight for the strongest slushy of your life.
Freezy Pop Slushy
Ingredients
Instructions
Cut open your unfrozen freeeeeezy pops and pour ’em into a baggie.
IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Do not confuse freezy pop juice for Windex. Bad news bears.
Add in 3 shots of vodka.
#spoontip: If you want your drank on the icier side, add more freezy pops / less vodka.
Freeze overnight. You won’t even be able to taste the vodka. #concerning