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WTF is Clear Coffee?

This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at FSU chapter.

If you’ve been avoiding drinking coffee in order to avoid staining your teeth, clear coffee is your solution. CLR CFFE, the first of its kind on the market, is a unique colorless coffee drink hailing from Slovakia created by two Slav brothers, Adam and David. A five-pack goes for $20 dollars, so around $4 a pop, and it’s totally worth it. 

What’s In It? 

CLR CFFE is made from high quality Arabica coffee beans and pure water. Although the brothers will not release exactly how it is made, they do assure their consumer that there are no preservatives, artificial flavors, stabilizers, sugar, or any other sweeteners. It took them three months to develop their technique, which involves high quality ingredients and a technical process. I guess that’s what gives this clear coffee its unique taste and flavor.

Are People Actually Buying This? 

Not only is CLR CFFE extremely aesthetically pleasing, it has also become pretty exclusive. Due to the enormous amount of orders the Slovakian brothers are getting, their delivery has been delayed. If you open their website, brothers Adam and David are very apologetic on the website’s homepage claiming, that “we will do our best to deliver your coffee as soon as possible.” Seems fair since the estimated delivery on a five-pack of the colorless coffee is three to four weeks. 

What Does it Taste Like? 

The reviews are in and Evening Standard describes it as a “potent cold brew.” Metro’s review painted it as a coffee that tasted on the weaker side and was very watery. After reading some online reviews myself, it seems that the popular opinion is that it tastes like watered down iced coffee. However, despite the watery comments, the reviews remain pretty positive.   

SO… Am I sold? 

Even without trying it yet, I would have to say that I’m on board. It seems worth it if I can over-caffeinate my body while maintaining my pearly whites. It’s on the pricey side, but teeth whitening treatments are pretty up there in price, too. I hope the company expands because I would love to try the coolest new coffee product on the market. 

Hey, I'm from South Florida. This is my first year at FSU. I'm an Editing, Writing, and Media major. Im a member of the FSU film committee. And my favorite food is Sea Scallops.