MAJOR KEY ALERT! Have you ever wanted something simple to cook to impress a love interest? Your parents? Your friends? Well, this recipe is both super easy and delicious. Not to mention a little bizarre too. Show everyone that you is smart, you is loyal and you appreciate them. Cook with me in the kitchen of more success. Bless up.


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Dishwasher Salmon

  • Prep Time:15 minutes
  • Cook Time:45 minutes depending on dishwasher
  • Total Time:1 hour - 1 hour 30 minutes
  • Servings:2
  • Easy


  • 1 salmon fillet
  • 1/4 cup lemon juice
  • 1 pinch thyme
  • 1 pinch rosemary
  • 1 tablespoon water
  • 1 pinch sea salt
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • Olive oil
  • Aluminum foil
  • Vegetables of your choice
Photo by Andrea Baysa
  • Step 1

    Cut your fillet into 2 inch wide pieces.

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  • Step 2

    Season the fillets with the sea salt, thyme, rosemary, garlic and lemon juice. Place salmon into a foil boat (fold sides up) that secures all the liquids. Drizzle some olive oil on the fillets.

    Photo by Andrea Baysa
  • Step 3

    Cut your vegetables into bite sized pieces. I used broccoli, cauliflower and carrots but this is up to personal preference. Place in foil boat (say that 10 times quickly) and add water.

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  • Step 4

    Practice safe cooking and wrap up both foil boats. This prevents the water from the dishwasher to not ruin your dinner.

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  • Step 5

    Place the salmon and vegetables on the top rack of the dishwasher. Be wary to not puncture the foil.

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  • Step 6

    Turn the dishwasher on its highest setting, with heated dry on and run the washer.


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  • Step 7

    Wait patiently. Have a beer with some friends while you wait (highly suggested).

  • Step 8

    When the cycle is done, wait for about 10 minutes and pull your food out.

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  • Step 9

    Marvel at your genius creation and brag about how innovative you are.

    Photo by Andrea Baysa