Sure we should probably be spending our time studying and locked up in the one and only Club Richter, but we all need a study break, right?
Here’s the hottest Happy Hour spots by UM that’ll get you drunk on a budget:
Monty’s
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Happy hour is weekdays 4-8 pm, but if you already don’t know to go on friday’s, do U even go here?
Friday’s at Monty’s are filled with UM college goons drinking enough PK3’s at half price to get them dancing the Cupid’s Shuffle with middle aged women. No ragrets though. I dig the half off drinks and shitty synchronized dance moves, keep rockin’.
Cibo
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Everyday 4-7 every drink is half off, but go on Thursdays for the added hour, 2 for 1 drinks, AND for all you pretty ladies out there, you drink fo’ FREE. You’ll drink so much you’ll forget about that 8 am midterm you have the next day…oops.
Seasons 52
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After (or before) class on weekdays from 4-6:30 pm head over to Seasons 52 and pick from your choice of $5 food items, while drinking $4 beers, $5 wine, and specialty cocktails for $8.
PS. try one of their flatbreads, you won’t regret it.
RA Sushi
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Monday – Saturday 3-7 pm, 10 pm until closing, and Sunday 8 pm until closing you get to pick from an array of sushi and appetizers starting from $2 and drinks starting at $4. If those starting prices don’t make your heart sing, I don’t know what will.
ROKBRGR
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Monday to Friday 3-7 pm, all drinks are 50% off.
I suggest you either go on Monday’s for the half off drinks AND $10 burgers, or if you’re a lady (sorry, boys) on Sunday’s for the free and bottomless mimosas offered during the brunch hours of 10 am to 3 pm.
#SpoonTip: If you’re hungover from the rager of a frat party from the night before (lolz “rager”), get the Hangover Sandwich for brunch on Sunday and you will be cured by a sandwich with a side of tater tots that were blessed by the heavens.
Town
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Everyday during 4-7 pm there are half off select drinks and discounted appetizers. But thursdays are the day to go for ladies (once again…sorry, boys).
Ladies, listen up. Doll yourselves up, get the gang together, and go to Town on complimentary champagne thursdays 4-7 pm (see what I did there?). And if you’re really feeling the live DJ and drinks, from 9 until closing ladies also get half off select specialty martinis. Go HAM, girls.
George’s
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“If you don’t bring your lady to George’s, someone else will.”
Boys, take a hint. Ladies love food, ladies love dranks. So why not treat her to a fun and exciting meal close to campus? Plus, if you take her on a wednesday during the hours of 6-11 she can get as white girl wasted as she wants without you having to pay for it.
BrickTop’s
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On weekdays from 4-7 pm you get $3 beers, $4 wines, $5 cocktails AND $5 sushi rolls, flat-breads and select appetizers. I know you’re there for the discounted prices, but while you’re at it you should also eat some of your calories and try out their cookie skillet.
Rusty Pelican
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On Monday-Friday during the hours of 4-7 PM, Rusty Pelican offers $3 beers and $5 well drinks, with select discounted appetizers. For only 5 bucks you can choose between appetizers like ahi tacos, sliders, and spicy tuna rolls. BUT I suggest you splurge on an extra $2 expense and get AVOCADO FRIES to pair up with your drank, because who doesn’t love a fancy way to indulge in fries and avocado? (I’m looking at you, basic betches).