Let’s cut to the chase – here’s how to make a single-serve summer ale that’s perfect for summer chillin’, brunchin’, tannin’, and partyin’. Additional Coronas during preparation are recommended.
#spoontip: Corona is gluten free. You’re welcome, Celiacs.
Now let’s get this bad boy started.
Single-Serve Summer Ale with a Twist
- Prep Time: 10 minutes
- Cook Time: 4-5 hours (to allow the ice cubes to freeze)
- Total Time: 5 hours
- Servings: 1
Cut up a very hairy kiwi and a very sour grapefruit into small pieces and place it in your ice tray.
Mix 1 instant lemonade packet into a glass of water and pour over half your ice tray. #spoontip: Don’t snort it.
Do the rest with Sprite. Not to be confused 7Up.
Place these bad boys in your freezer until they’re #frozen.
Cut 1-2 slices of lemon and lime, preferably without cutting off your finger.
Put your beautiful ice cubes into a glass, followed by your lemon and lime slices. Instaworthy.
Add a shot of vodka into a glass. We promise you won’t even taste it.
Pop open a GLUTEN FREE Corona and flip that bad boy upside down in your cup.
If you’re feeling dangerous, flip over the Corona and drink separately. Pour Corona all over your hand.
Finish off that Corona, belch like a queen and give mom and dad a shoutout. #drunk