Let’s cut to the chase – here’s how to make a single-serve summer ale that’s perfect for summer chillin’, brunchin’, tannin’, and partyin’. Additional Coronas during preparation are recommended.

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#spoontip: Corona is gluten free. You’re welcome, Celiacs.

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Now let’s get this bad boy started.

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Single-Serve Summer Ale with a Twist

  • Prep Time:10 minutes
  • Cook Time:4-5 hours (to allow the ice cubes to freeze)
  • Total Time:5 hours
  • Servings:1
  • Easy


  • 1 packet Crystal Light lemonade
  • 1 kiwi
  • 1/2 grapefruit
  • 1 Corona
  • 1 shot vodka
  • 1 cup Sprite
  • 2 slices lemon
  • 2 slices lime
  • Step 1

    Cut up a very hairy kiwi and a very sour grapefruit into small pieces and place it in your ice tray.

  • Step 2

    Mix 1 instant lemonade packet into a glass of water and pour over half your ice tray. #spoontip: Don’t snort it.

  • Step 3

    Do the rest with Sprite. Not to be confused 7Up.

  • Step 4

    Place these bad boys in your freezer until they’re #frozen.

  • Step 5

    Cut 1-2 slices of lemon and lime, preferably without cutting off your finger.

  • Step 6

    Put your beautiful ice cubes into a glass, followed by your lemon and lime slices. Instaworthy.

  • Step 7

    Add a shot of vodka into a glass. We promise you won’t even taste it. 

  • Step 8

    Pop open a GLUTEN FREE Corona and flip that bad boy upside down in your cup.

  • Step 9

    Sip daintily.

  • Step 10

    If you’re feeling dangerous, flip over the Corona and drink separately. Pour Corona all over your hand.

  • Step 11

    Finish off that Corona, belch like a queen and give mom and dad a shoutout. #drunk