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5 O’Clock Fridays: Janky Bagged Beverages

Yo, being in college is hard. But being drunk doesn’t have to be. Grab some ziplock baggies and ingredients you most def already have lying around and make these 3 drinks perfect for on-the-go. Or for when you run outta cups (college budget, amirite?).

use a ziplock hey

Alohomora.

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Ros Sangria

Difficulty:BeginnerPrep time: 2 minutesCook time: minutesTotal time: 2 minutesServings:1 servings

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. open sangria like pro

    Open up your wine bottle like a PRO.

  2. alright alright alright fill sangria

    Pour some rosé in a ziplock baggie and seal it back up.

  3. boobtip

    Pour some diet ginger ale in there.

    #boobtip: Use your boobs to help hold and pour the bottle.

  4. add fruit flava elsa

    Sprinkle in some frozen peaches and raspberries.

  5. Dude, let it chill in the freezer.

  6. slap that bag

    Play slap da bag.

Long Island Iced Tea Slushy

Difficulty:BeginnerPrep time: 2 minutesCook time: minutesTotal time:8 hours Servings:1 servings

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. pouring rum

    Pour a shot of every type of alcohol in your baggie. Vodka, gin, tequila, rum.

  2. graceful instant replay

    Open the bottles without getting any in your eye. Instant replay.

  3. adding tequila too strong

    Try not to gag.

  4. orange lime lemon

    Add in a squeeze of orange juice, lemon juice, and lime juice.

  5. coca cola boobtip

    Add some D Coke. #boobtip

  6. add lemon slice

    Throw in a lemon slice.

  7. Freeze overnight for the strongest slushy of your life.

Freezy Pop Slushy

Difficulty:BeginnerPrep time: 2 minutesCook time: minutesTotal time:8 hours Servings:1 servings

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. cut top and pour

    Cut open your unfrozen freeeeeezy pops and pour ’em into a baggie.


  2. IMPORTANT DISCLAIMER: Do not confuse freezy pop juice for Windex. Bad news bears.

  3. add voodka

    Add in 3 shots of vodka.

    #spoontip: If you want your drank on the icier side, add more freezy pops / less vodka.

  4. Freeze overnight. You won’t even be able to taste the vodka. #concerning

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