Call me insane, but I'm obsessed with the Kardashians. I own pieces from the Kendall & Kylie collection, Khloe's book, "Stronger," and of course, way too many lip kits and palettes from Kylie Cosmetics. I also binge "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" on the regular and have seen every episode (probably) two times.

This season has been so full of drama, pregnancies, and OMGs, that we can't keep up with what's going on. Khloe is pregnant, Kim had her baby via surrogate, and Kylie had her (secret) baby (!!!). But there's still one burning question: Will Kourtney ever mention the name of her beau?

Taking all of that into consideration, we've decided that this season is the perfect season to get you're drank on. With that, here's the official drinking game for "Keeping Up With the Kardashians."

#SpoonTip: Spoon University does not support binge drinking or underage drinking. Please drink responsibly!

Take a Sip

When someone says "bible"

Try not to finish your drink in the first five minutes.

When someone says "literally"

"Literally, Kim." 

If Kendall says she is busy, or mentions her work schedule

We get it, you're going to Paris, then New York, then London in a week.

Someone mentions their outside business

Kylie Cosmetics, Good American, a potential new workout line? Drink.

Kim begins her sentence with "I just think that..."

I just think that you need to take a sip.

Take Two Sips

Someone is eating a salad

I'll have a chef salad with no cheese, tomatoes, or sprouts.

Someone is working out

We're talking about a revenge body, ya'll!

The kids are shown on the screen

Take an extra sip if Saint is shown.

Someone criticizes Scott Disick

Lord Disick takes allll the criticism.

Finish Your Drink

Jonathon Cheban makes an appearance 

Especially if he is telling Kim what she can and can't eat.

Someone says that something is "so crazy"

Because everything is just "so crazy."

Kourtney talks about her relationship

BONUS: If she mentions his name, take a shot.

Someone cries

Your drink will be gone in a matter of minutes.

Take a Shot

Tristan Thompson makes an appearance

FaceTime counts, too.

Someone talks about a pregnancy or a baby

Now that Kylie finally had her baby, there will be much more baby talk.

Someone is late or accused of being late

Take another shot if more than one person is late.

Someone says they feel left out or excluded

Really?

A producer is shown

Shots, Shots, Shots!

Now that you have the perfect game for a girls night in, turn on KUWTK, grab a bottle of rosé, and get ready to drink. Your night is guaranteed to be "so crazy," and tons of fun.