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This New Coca-Cola Invention Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity
In the last few weeks, especially after the 2016 election, many have begun to loose faith in all humanity. But alas, maybe there’s a light at the end of the tunnel. In recent news, Coca-Cola Company has released a product that automatically takes a selfie when you drink out of it.
How does it work? Well, it works like your regular Coke bottle but with a huge, bulky camera at the bottom that senses when there’s a 70-degree tilt, and snaps a photo. Then you can upload that photo to Instagram, Snapchat, or Facebook.
It’s the technological innovation that you never knew you needed. I know for me, personally, every time I drink Coke I sigh to myself, I wish there was a way for me to hands-free show the world that I’m currently drinking carbonated sugar-water.
Though this bottle is only available in Israel at the moment, I’m hoping that it comes to America ASAP. Nothing screams American culture more than selfies and Coca-Cola.
The Israeli company, Gefen, which developed the product released the following statement, “[The selfie bottle] makes the partygoers more present and active during the event, knowing they can share their special moments just by drinking.” And I think Gefen has a great point, I mean, just imagine all the possibilities.
Your next Instagram solo-pic, use the selfie bottle as your camera. Let all your Instagram followers know that not only are you hot but you are also super chill because you know, you're taking a selfie drinking a freaking Coke.
Your next pregame, use the seflie bottle as your chaser. And let all your Snapchat friends know via your 100 plus-second long story that you’re not only drinking alcohol but you’re also drinking 39 grams of sugar.
Your next all-nighter, skip the coffee and have a selfie-bottle coke instead. Let all your Facebook friends know that you're not only working extremely hard for the GPA but you're also drinking a product that is proven to remove rust.
What a time to be alive, am I right?