I try to stay above the fray and ignore fake holidays like National Frozen Food Day, Something on a Stick Day, and Valentine's Day (the last one's @ all f**bois), but this day is too big to ignore. Wednesday, Oct. 4 is National Taco Day, and yes, I'm sad it's not on a Tuesday, too. 

Here are all the insane National Taco Day deals you gotta take advantage of tomorrow. 

Taco Bell

Taco Bell is taking this shit seriously. For $5, you can get a "National Taco Day Gift Set," which comes with four classic tacos (Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, Fiery Doritos Locos Tacos, and Crunchy), gift wrapped and boxed. They also have a collab with Forever 21 starting October 11 if you want taco-themed apparel (I must admit I have purchased and worn a taco tee in the past six months). 

Tijuana Flats

All tacos and Mexican drafts are $2 at Tijuana Flats. I would have to say the deal on beer is probably better than on tacos, but I'm not complaining. 

Chipotle

Chorizo is on the menu at Chipotle starting Oct. 4. I know you are saving zero money with this "deal," but c'mon, it's chorizo and Chipotle is the GOAT of fast-casual Mexican food. 

Applebee's Neighborhood Grill

For the entire month of October, you can get a margarita for a dollar at Applebee's. It's called the Dollarita, and it's freaking awesome. So it may not be a taco deal per se, but it's a great addition to the whole theme. 

Taco John's

Taco John's is giving all customers one free crispy or soft shell taco, and all you need is a coupon. It's available on their website, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and Snapchat, so there's no excuse not to save. 

Chimi's Mexican Food

Save 50 percent on any of your Taco Dinners at Chimi's this Wednesday. Yes, that's an insane deal, and I'm hyped for it. 

Jimboy's Tacos

If you're in California or Nevada, head over to Jimboys for BOGO ground beef and bean tacos. You can get up to three free tacos (so six tacos total) with this deal. 

Even though it ain't Tuesday, you gotta take advantage of these National Taco Day deals. See you in line!