It’s time to step up your game and stop dumping your wine and champagne down that plastic, neon pink beer bong you bought from Spencer’s years ago.
While scrolling through Instagram, I was #blessed to discover this revolutionary drinking device called the champagne bong — better known to the public as the Chambong.
Photo courtesy of @sabakula on Instagram
The device is specifically designed for rapid — and classier — champagne consumption. It can also be used for your wine, or whatever floats your boat.
There’s 3 steps to using the Chambong: tilt and pour, drink, and repeat. Pretty simple.
The Chambong holds 6-ounces of whatever liquid your little heart desires, it’s dishwasher-safe (we know you wouldn’t hand-wash it even if it said to), and it’s made of a high borosilicate glass. In simpler terms, this is fancy, high-quality shit.
Photo courtesy of @therealchambong on Instagram
The Chambong can also function as a donut-holder. You could even add a splash of orange juice to your champagne to make it a mimosa. It’s a hearty, wholesome breakfast.
Photo courtesy of @therealchambong on Instagram
People are even bringing their Chambongs along when they travel to rad places (like the Space Needle) so they can get drunk in style.
Photo courtesy of @therealchambong on Instagram
Best of all, it’s only $25 for this incredibly practical addition to your glassware.
If you don’t think you need it, you’re probably lying to yourself.
Chambong responsibly, folks.
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