Whether it’s peach, berry, mango or just plain (yeah, I’m talking to you, daredevils), most college students have their preferred flavor of vodka. If you think you’re wild for trying pink lemonade Burnett’s, prepare to reevaluate your life. Pull up your barstool and try out some of these crazy vodka flavors.
1. Wasabi Vodka
For the sushi lover who just can’t get enough spice.
2. Peanut Butter and Jelly Vodka
To remind you of your favorite childhood food/the food that you still frequently eat whenever you forget to go grocery shopping.
3. Sriracha Vodka
Just one more way to get your fix of Sriracha at every meal.
4. Buttered Popcorn
Now that we know that real Sriracha and popcorn work well together, I’m curious to see how the flavored vodkas would taste together.
5. Cilantro Vodka
If you aren’t one of the many who think that cilantro tastes like soap, you might just enjoy this vodka.
6. Horseradish Vodka
Guaranteed to clear your sinuses, or maybe just the contents of your stomach.
7. Fresh Cut Grass Vodka
Because who wouldn’t want to have a drink that tastes like a freshly mowed lawn?
8. Bisongrass Vodka
If fresh cut grass wasn’t specific enough for you, this type of vodka will do it — except you’ll be pleased to know it tastes more like a combination of woodruff, vanilla, coconut and almond.
9. Smoked Salmon Vodka
Chase it with a cream cheese covered bagel topped with capers and call it brunch.
10. Scorpion Vodka
If taking shots alone isn’t enough to send shivers down your spine, drinking this might just work.
11. Tobacco Vodka
This is said to taste just like cigarettes — I’m nauseous just thinking about this combination.
If you’re feeling creative, your inner mixologist could use these vodkas to whip up a cocktail. Or you know, you could do it the college way and try it in a shot glass with a solo cup of Mountain Dew nearby. But try these crazy flavors at your own risk and don’t say you weren’t warned.
#SpoonTip: Spoon University does not support binge drinking or underage drinking. Please drink responsibly, 21+ friends!