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Ketchup & Seemingly Ranch Is About To Be A Real Thing Thanks To Taylor Swift

September has been nothing short of a busy month for Taylor Swift. Aside from providing fans with 1989 (Taylor’s Version) puzzles on Google and sharing the album’s vault track titles, rumors began to swirl about a possible romance with Travis Kelce. The Kansas City Chiefs tight end proved his Swiftie status when he was spotted at the July 8 Eras Tour stop at Arrowhead Stadium, where he was even trading friendship bracelets. From then on, news outlets started picking up word that the couple was “quietly hanging out.” However, these two basically broke the internet when Swift was seen cheering on the Chiefs on September 24 alongside Mama Kelce herself. Not only did cameras catch the rumored couple leaving the Chiefs locker room together, but Swift, of course, became a meme while at the game. No, it wasn’t for her reactions to Kelce’s winning plays against the Chicago Bears, it was for when she dined on chicken tenders with ketchup… and seemingly ranch. With this pop culture zeitgeist, brands are capitalizing on the joke, including Heinz. The brand is soon releasing bottled Heinz Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch. 

What is Heinz Ketchup and Seemingly Ranch? 

Earlier this week, the official Heinz Instagram account shared a photo of its bottled ketchup and ranch blend “Ketchup And Seemingly Ranch,” not to be confused with their widely available, less fun to say “Kranch.” 

You can live your best T-Swift life with one of these limited-edition condiments that is perfect on burgers, fries, and yes, chicken tenders. However, you have to act quickly and keep an eye on the Heinz Instagram account. Only 100 bottles will be sold, and official details have not yet come out. Make sure to set those Instagram notifications, besties. 

If you’re simply curious to try a true-to-form “Kranch” blend, however, Heinz sells this condiment mix, as well as Buffaranch, Honeyracha, Mayochup, Mayomust, Mayoracha, and Ketchili.

The best ‘Seemingly Ranch’ memes

Other brands and institutions had their take on the meme. For example, New York’s Empire State Building lit up in red and white for the ketchup and ranch post taking over social media. 

Of course, Hidden Valley Ranch had to get in on the fun, responding to a Tweet with “Seemingly us.”

Plus, just in time for Halloween, Chucky is also having some ranch.

Editor Girlie, beverage goblin