Once upon a time, a wise music artist by the name of CVBZ once said “If I could walk on water, I’d still drown in you,” and that’s exactly how I feel when drinking canned cocktails from Miami Cocktail Co. If you’re wondering what a canned cocktail is, it’s self-explanatory — it’s a cocktail that lives in a can until you drink it all up and then recycle the can properly. Also, if you’re wondering why you should give Miami Cocktail Co. a chance instead of some other canned cocktail brand, then please see below.
The “see below” that I’m referring to
Miami Cocktail Co. is a canned cocktail company that’s based down in Wynwood, Miami, in you know… Florida, since that’s where Miami is. All of their cocktails are handcrafted in small batches, so you know that you’re not getting some random crap that’s mass-produced and tastes like piss; been there, done that, and it doesn’t taste good.
Miami Cocktail Co. utilizes organic ingredients in their products, so you’re not getting to taste some weird fruits and whatnot that are all out of wack. Miami Cocktail Co. doesn’t have any additives, preservatives, artificial flavors, artificial colors, artificial sweeteners, or artificial anything for that matter, and their products are non-GMO certified, gluten-free, and is made without any added sugar.
When it comes to new products, Miami Cocktail Co. has recently launched its Organic Spritz line. The line consists of five different spritzes, with flavors ranging from margarita to mimosa to sangria to bellini and to paloma. Each canned cocktail has an alcohol by volume level (ABV) of 4.2%, so it’ll take a few of them in order for you to feel tipsy. Also, each canned cocktail is 110 calories, and 8.4 ounces each, so you’d be consuming approximately a third of a wine bottle with each can. For reference, a standard wine bottle is 25.4 ounces. Each cocktail is wine-based, which makes me, a wino, super excited.
What else is there to know about Miami Cocktail Co.?
The suggested retail price for the Organic Spritz line is $12.99 per 4-pack of 8.4 ounce cans. While I’m afraid that you can’t mix and match flavors, it’s always worth trying out one flavor at a time; or unless you’re a self-proclaimed professional taste tester like me, then getting a 4-pack of each flavor to try out is probably more your speed. Of course, this product is great for parties or outdoor picnics, but I’ll let your mind do the wandering on that end.
Given the fact that you now know more about Miami Cocktail Co.‘s canned cocktails, it’s time to order some online via their online store. Said canned cocktails might be your new best friend, so I wouldn’t knock it before trying it out.