It’s rare that you find a celebrity you feel like you can totally relate to. Not only does Chrissy Teigen say exactly what you’re thinking, but she’s not afraid to laugh at herself and (obviously) is obsessed with food. She’s beautiful, successful, hilarious, has a killer cookbook, and she basically rules the Internet.
If you don’t already follow her on Twitter, the following tweets will definitely convince you to.
yikes. don’t google “cream pies”, google “cream pie recipes”
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 5, 2016
She gives quality advice. Seriously, don’t google that.
Today is too much let’s move all clocks to 12:01
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 28, 2016
She gets it.
enjoying my slightly bigger hip action. did some calculations and only 46 more babies until i acquire my ideal shapeliness
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 29, 2016
She reminds us that even models can feel unsatisfied with their physique.
Why is everything a “bar” now? Eyebrow bar. Denim bar. Blow dry bar. The word bar used to be so special and reserved for alcohol times
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 4, 2016
She makes you think about the important things.
Thinking about gazpacho and how it’s the worst
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 20, 2016
She says what we’re all thinking. Soup that’s cold? Why? But if you’re into it, check out this recipe.
BLEND TEC DO YOU LIKE BEYONCÉ https://t.co/o2ZauB4F3l
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 28, 2016
She helps you rule out what blenders to buy based on important factors. This is more helpful than Amazon customer reviews.
what is healthy that i can put peanut butter on that is not celery? do not say a spoon or any other utensils.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) April 29, 2016
Because we can all agree celery is for chumps and not a good vehicle for eating peanut butter.
Hate this macbook relationship. “When do you want to update?” “Later” “later today or later tomorrow?” Oh my god just fucking LATER
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 22, 2016
She understands the everyday issues we face.
i have been vegan for 12 hours and I’ve said it 14 times today
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 26, 2016
She reminds us to be self-aware.
I am horrifically ballsy in every way except telling a waiter they got my order wrong
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 23, 2015
You’re not the only one afraid of waiters.
i have not had a sunday this lazy in a long, long time. my body has become the same texture and temperature as this couch. we are one.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) August 23, 2015
If Chrissy Teigen doesn’t leave the couch, why should you?
just tried to take my fake eyelashes off but they were my real eyelashes needless to say i now have no eyelashes
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) May 27, 2015
Everybody makes mistakes. Some worse than others.
I like being called butterface because it implies I have a dope body
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) January 13, 2015
She reminds us to look on the bright side of any situation.
Chrissy Teigen provides the encouragement, laughs, and even catharsis you never thought you could get from Twitter. Prepare to retweet like crazy.