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5 O’Clock Fridays: Single-Serve Summer Ale with a Twist

Let’s cut to the chase – here’s how to make a single-serve summer ale that’s perfect for summer chillin’, brunchin’, tannin’, and partyin’. Additional Coronas during preparation are recommended.

intro i'm drunk

#spoontip: Corona is gluten free. You’re welcome, Celiacs.

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Now let’s get this bad boy started.

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Single-Serve Summer Ale with a Twist

Difficulty:BeginnerPrep time: 10 minutesCook time: 4 minutesTotal time:5 hours Servings:1 servings

Ingredients

Instructions

  1. cut fruit

    Cut up a very hairy kiwiand a very sour grapefruit into small pieces and place it in your ice tray.

  2. dont snort

    Mix 1 instant lemonade packet into a glass of water and pour over half your ice tray. #spoontip:Don’t snort it.

  3. nope. thats sprite

    Do the rest with Sprite. Not to be confused 7Up.

  4. meth frozen

    Place these bad boys in your freezer until they’re #frozen.

  5. over slice lemon

    Cut 1-2 slices of lemon and lime, preferably without cutting off your finger.

  6. add ice

    Put your beautiful ice cubes into a glass, followed by your lemon and lime slices. Instaworthy.

  7. vodka

    Add a shot of vodka into a glass. We promise you won’t even taste it.

  8. going upside down

    Pop open a GLUTEN FREE Corona and flip that bad boy upside down in your cup.

  9. take a sip

    Sip daintily.

  10. making a mess

    If you’re feeling dangerous, flip over the Corona and drink separately. Pour Corona all over your hand.

  11. burp for mom

    Finish off that Corona, belch like a queen and give mom and dad a shoutout. #drunk

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