Y’all are going back to school and partying it up, but here at SpoonHQ all we have is a faint memory of college (sad)… So I decided to bring back that somewhat concerning jungle juice that you kinda remember from your first tailgate freshman year and uncover what’s actually inside. Disclaimer: You might not like what you see, but you’ll like how little alcohol you taste. Oh, and you won’t feel hungover because of those sweeeeet electrolytes in Gatorade. #athletic

Shoutout to my sister for not realizing that I stole lemons from our fridge at home, and for coming up with the “Fadorade” concept. What a lady. 

Back to School Fadorade

  • Prep Time:1 minute
  • Cook Time:1 minute
  • Total Time:2 minutes
  • Servings:12+
  • Easy

    Ingredients

  • 3 bottles Gatorade
  • 3/4 bottle cheap ass vodka
  • 1 bottle club soda
  • 2 lemons, sliced
  • 2 bags Skittles
  • 2 packets lemonade mix
Photo by Max Bartick
Photo by Max Bartick
  • Step 1

    Pop open 3 bottles of Gatorade. This is challenging, so really try your best.

    #SpoonTip: Pee before you start pouring.

  • Step 2

    Pour in dem Skittlez. #tastetherainbow

  • Step 3

    Pour in 3/4 of your bottttttttle.

    #SpoonTip: Use Everclear if you’re really trynna turn up.

    GIF by Max Bartick
    GIF by Max Bartick
  • Step 4

    Rip open that lemonade packet and toss it in.

    #SpoonTip: Don’t suffocate.

    GIF by Max Bartick
    GIF by Max Bartick
  • Step 5

    Mix it up using your spoon (university).

    Disclaimer: The color is gonna be weird. Take a chill, it’ll taste dope.

    GIF by Max Bartick
    GIF by Max Bartick
  • Step 6

    Pour in a single-serve bottle of club soda.

    #SpoonTip: Carbonated beverages get you drunk faster. Be careful out there, kidz.

    GIF by Max Bartick
    GIF by Max Bartick
  • Step 7

    Slice up some lemons and toss ’em in.

    GIF by Max Bartick
    GIF by Max Bartick
  • Step 8

    Squeeze some excess lemon juice on the rim of your glass and dip it in lemonade mix if you like Warheads / Sour Skittles.

    #SpoonTip: Use Pop Rocks if you’re feeling crazy, and maybe don’t do the lemon/lemonade mix… Everyone found it to be supa strong at SpoonHQ.

    GIF by Max Bartick
    GIF by Max Bartick
  • Step 9

    Pour your lake water creation into your rimmed cup. Don’t let the color activate your gag reflex.

    GIF by Max Bartick
    GIF by Max Bartick
  • Step 10

    Finally, unleash your inner savage and take a nice sip from the bowl. Refreshing AF.

    GIF by Max Bartick
    GIF by Max Bartick