It’s rare that you find a celebrity you feel like you can totally relate to. Not only does Chrissy Teigen say exactly what you’re thinking, but she’s not afraid to laugh at herself and (obviously) is obsessed with food. She’s beautiful, successful, hilarious, has a killer cookbook, and she basically rules the Internet.

If you don’t already follow her on Twitter, the following tweets will definitely convince you to.

She gives quality advice. Seriously, don’t google that.

She gets it.

She reminds us that even models can feel unsatisfied with their physique.

She makes you think about the important things.

She says what we’re all thinking. Soup that’s cold? Why? But if you’re into it, check out this recipe.

She helps you rule out what blenders to buy based on important factors. This is more helpful than Amazon customer reviews.

Because we can all agree celery is for chumps and not a good vehicle for eating peanut butter.

She understands the everyday issues we face.

She reminds us to be self-aware.

You’re not the only one afraid of waiters.

If Chrissy Teigen doesn’t leave the couch, why should you?

Everybody makes mistakes. Some worse than others.

She reminds us to look on the bright side of any situation.

Chrissy Teigen provides the encouragement, laughs, and even catharsis you never thought you could get from Twitter. Prepare to retweet like crazy.