New Year’s Kiss? Nah, how about crying and eating bread by yourself on the floor? That’s more my jam anyway.
If all your friends are going to events like “Boston Common Tree Lighting” or “Northeastern Speaker Series” and you all you want to do on a daily basis is curl up and watch Netflix, you’re not alone.
Because luckily, tons of people on Facebook are just like you, and are attending food-related Facebook events that are just a little too real. Seriously – ever wanted to eat a whole pizza by yourself in one sitting? 1.8K people do. Want to drop out of college and eat french fries? Same.
These are the eleven most relevant Facebook events you’ll ever attend in your life. You’re welcome.
BYOB peeps. BYOB.
Too true. #WinterisComing
Is this real? Seems more legit. Either way, we’re down.
TJ’s Wine Shop has got all your sangria needs covered.
Who needs shower beers when you can have shower pizza?
“Who would want to look like a potato when you can actually be the potato?” #Deep
Eat your feelings. Eat them.
Sometimes the polls in these events are better than the events.
So much yass.
Wait, you mean you don’t usually laugh while eating salad?
It’s the holiest of experiences.
And as for me?
Sorry, I’ll be in Kittenland. Meow.