This article is written by a student writer from the Spoon University at Yale chapter. Who are you eating with? My best friend Significant other A Teaching Fellow Alone Faculty member My suitemates Whomever I can find in the dining hall! My sports team Potential romantic interest My ex A group of friends from class When was the last time you exercised? Maybe last month? I walked to class from TD, so 3 hours ago. Does walking to Science Hill count? In high school, but then college happened. I can’t even remember…middle school? I’m a recruited athlete, so… My parents told me exercising is bad. Earlier today I am exercising as I take this quiz. Yesterday Within the last hour What are you craving? Asian cuisine for life Not really hungry, tbh Some nice vegetarian options, please. Meat and more meat Off-campus dining Umm…any edible substance? SO HUNGRY I’LL EAT ANYTHING. Burgers! A nice sandwich Pizza, pizza and more pizza #pizza As long as it’s good, I’m good. How much time are you willing to dedicate to your meal? The time is proportional to the amount of good food, A staff always has to kick me out. Under 30 minutes, probably. I’m running late to class, so not much. As long as it takes me to finish my pizza. 10 minutes maximum, so I can grab and go. I don’t know–I’m bad at planning ahead. I’m gonna stay till the end. #lastonestanding An hour or so? 2 hours, contemplating about my life. However long if I’m in good company… Pick a word that describes you right now: Confused Disgusted Melancholy Belligerent Meh Ecstatic Content Aroused Kinky Bored Introspective What’s your favorite building on campus? The Skull and Bones building Joseph Slifka Center for Jewish Life at Yale Timothy Dwight College My room. Leave me alone. Toad’s…Does that count? The YDN Building Payne Whitney Gymnasium Sterling Memorial Library Anne T. and Robert M. Bass Library I don’t have one The Harkness Tower How hungry are you, on a scale of 1 to 10? 2 or 3 SEVEN It always turns into a 10 when I smell food. [sqrt(81)+(5/8)]*0.79 A solid 5, I think? 100 for pizza. Depends who I’m eating with. I just don’t want my dinner swipe to go to waste. Like…negative 1 3.1414926535 Dining Hall
