So far, 2015 has been a year full of news for foodies nationwide. First, college students everywhere were stunned to learn of Fireball’s secret ingredient: antifreeze. We also found out that a Nutella shortage may be in store after many hazelnut crops took a blow this past March. In the midst of these food-tastrophes, you may have missed some pretty crazy food stories making headlines in the first 3 months of this year. For your convenience, we’ve compiled a quick list of 7 of the oddest food stories of 2015, ranked from least to most weird:
7. Wendy’s Spokesperson Seen Buying Big Macs For Family Dinner
Rumor says she was leaning towards the McNuggets, but ultimately opted for the bigger meat portion.
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6. School In Alabama Bans Go-Gurt For Its “Phallic Symbolism”
But for some reason they’ve got no issue with blow pops.
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5. Kool-Aid Man Overheard Saying: “This Sh*t Sucks!”
This is honestly just offensive to every elementary school child in America. Shame on you, Kool-Aid man.
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4. Paris Hilton Named New Face Of Kraft Mac and Cheese
Your next Easy Mac just got a whole lot more…scandalous?
Photo by Kai Huang
3. Aunt Jemima Steps Forward, Sues Quaker Oats For Naming Rights
SHE’S REAL.
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2. CEO Of Pepperidge Farms In Custody After Putting Real Goldfish In Bag Of Goldfish Crackers As A “Joke”
We guess whoever purchased this bag of fish didn’t find it nearly as funny as any of these great food pranks.
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1. Trix Rabbit Disappointed By Artificial Taste After Half-Century Long Hunt For Breakfast Cereal
Maybe Trix really should be just for kids.
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And…breaking now…Spoon readers are fooled after reading seven fake headlines…HAPPY APRIL FOOLS’ DAY!
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