We’ve all been there, sitting on the couch, eating cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Thankfully, worrying about getting sick from that cookie dough is a thing of the past. Thanks to Edoughble, there are a variety of edible cookie dough flavors on the market that contain absolutely nothing that requires baking.
Since discovering Edoughble last year, I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve been a frequent customer of their online store, where anyone can order edible cookie dough to be shipped straight to their door. No grocery store visits necessary.
My only complaint is that I can never decide what flavor, or flavors, to order. Although it’s a good problem to have, there are simply too many good choices and too little time.
Next time you have a hankering for cookie dough, just leave it up to the stars to decide what flavor of Edoughble you’re going to be spooning. Your zodiac will guide your path to delicious cookie dough.
Aries (March 21- April 19): S’More Please
Aries, you’re always the most competitive out of your entire friend group, no matter who you’re hanging out with. That’s why you need a cookie dough that out-competes its’ namesake.
That’s right, the S’More Please cookie dough is undeniably more delicious than campfire s’mores themselves. It’s the perfect combination of graham cracker, gooey marshmallow, and chocolate in cookie dough form.
Taurus (April 20- May 20): Milk N’ Cookies
There’s no more dependable combination than milk and cookies. Whether you’re an Oreo dunked in milk kind of person or more of a fan of cookies in your ice cream, you can depend on this dough to make you all nostalgic for the OG dessert combination.
Gemini (May 21- June 20): Candy Crush
Gemini are always so versatile and able to adapt to any situation. That’s why you deserve this dough showcasing the most versatile candy out there, candy-coated milk chocolate pieces that happen to taste exactly like the brand that I know you’re thinking of.
Cancer (June 21- July 22): Snicker-Dude
There’s no cookie that takes you back to grandma’s house and the smell of sugary cinnamon like snickerdoodle does. That’s why this flavor is perfect for the always-sentimental Cancer.
Leo (July 23- Aug 22): Lady in Red Velvet Chip
In case you missed it, Leos are the poster children for fire signs. They’re the firecracker of the group, always outgoing and dramatic. Which is why it’s only logical that you snack on the most fiery flavor of all, bright red velvet.
Virgo (Aug 23- Sep 22): DIY Kit
Everyone that knows a Virgo knows that they’re the biggest perfectionists. You’re going to want to make sure your cookie dough is exactly how you like it, which is why Edoughble made the perfect flavor for you. It’s the one you make for yourself, using the base and mix-ins of your choice.
Libra (Sep 23- Oct 22): Cookies N’ Dream
You’re always left to be the diplomat of the group, solving issues and putting out fires as they come up. This combination of Oreos with a cross between brownie batter and cookie dough pleases just about everyone, which you also have a knack for doing. It’s like Cookies N’ Dream was made just for you.
Scorpio (Oct 23- Nov 21): Chocolate Chip off the Ol’ Block
You’re stubborn, Scorpio. It’s an endearing trait that everyone knows you have. Luckily, sticking to your chops with the OG cookie dough flavor, chocolate chip, won’t steer you wrong in this case.
Sagittarius (Nov 22- Dec 21): Salt N’ Swirl Caramel
You’re the cliff-jumping, rock wall-climbing, sky-diving, adventurer of the group. It’s no surprise that you are curious about interesting flavor combinations in the kitchen as well. This mix-up of sweet and salty will satisfy any Sagittarius’ taste buds, and then some.
Capricorn (Dec 22- Jan 19): Macadamia Madness
Just like the close-knit tribe of macadamia and white chocolate chip cookie-lovers out there, the capricorns of the world are serious and independent. You don’t really care what other people think or judge as long as you can get your hands on a satisfying treat. This one is sure to fit the bill with a perfect sweetness level and interesting variety of textures.
Aquarius (Jan 20- Feb 18): Birthday Bash
Your life goal always seems to be to make everyone around you happy. It’s about time you stopped to treat yourself like it was your birthday, Aquarius. Skip the cake and reach for this even more delicious treat.
Pisces (Feb 19- March 20): Peanut Butta Cup
Pisces, with your deep admiration for the arts, will truly appreciate the artistry of this cookie dough flavor. The perfect combination of peanut butter and chocolate swirls make for a visually appealing and taste bud satisfying treat.
Even if you are vegan or gluten-free, Edoughble has a treat that you can indulge in. Chocolate chip is available in vegan, gluten-free, and vegan and gluten-free varieties. Birthday Bash comes in vegan and Peanut Butta Cup is available gluten-free. There really is something for everyone.
#SpoonTip: Edoughble was awesome enough to provide me with free samples to try. Obviously, I didn’t need much convincing. It’s safe to assume that all that’s left are several empty jars of cookie dough.