I think we need to stop and think about some pretty crucial details about Trump that will definitely affect my vote. Most people focus on his words, but I think people aren’t recognizing his secret weapon in this presidential race… his hair.
A Banana
Sleek and coiffed, this ‘do is perfect for turning away from the haters.
Taco Shell
Seemingly not in the mood; but wait, did someone say fiesta?
Corn
When most people see corn silk, they think dental floss. When Trump sees corn silk, he thinks inspiration.
Spaghetti Squash
Oh no. Is that a breeze? Trump doesn’t care. Because bed head is sexy.
Spaghetti… With a Meatball?
Trendy and innovative, might this possibly be a hairstyle for 2016? One can only hope that Trump would please the people and make this a reality.
In the end, I respect Trump and all of his hairstyles.
And who knows, maybe the newest food trend lies in Trump’s hair?
Please enjoy the video below as 32 celebrities struggle to describe the color of Donald Trump’s hair: