How do you take your coffee?
Black. I don’t have time for any of that fancy shit. Light milk, no sugar. It dilutes the flavor. Half-caf with soy. Organic soy. Lots of cream and sugar. Otherwise I can’t drink it.
In a typical week, what do you spend most of your time doing?
Socializing. I like going out with my friends, and I have lots of them. Working. I’ve got a lot of bills to pay. Studying. I have three exams this week, I’m taking 18 credits, graduating early, writing my thesis and applying to grad school. Reading. For school and for pleasure, whatever I can get my hands on.
How long can you wait for your coffee?
3-5 minutes. I’ll be here for a while. Take your time! 0-3 minutes. I really don’t have time to wait. 5-7 minutes. I’m picky about my coffee, so it’s okay if you take some extra time to make it right. 7-10 minutes. I can be patient. Good coffee takes time.
Pick a food pun:
Weiners never quit. Go shawty, it’s sherbert day. Sticks and scones may break my bones. We’ve got all the thyme in the world.
You’d send your coffee back if…
I wouldn’t. I’d probably just drink it. It wasn’t sweet enough. It needed another shot of espresso. It wasn’t fair trade.
Pick a Miley lyric:
Too much pressure and I’m nervous Tatted up, mini skirt, with my Js on I can’t live a lie We can’t stop and we won’t stop
What snacks do you like to eat with your coffee?
Some kind of pastry. Cake pops and donuts are good. A croissant. Or whatever’s easiest. Breakfast sandwich. It’s probably the first chance I’ll get to have breakfast. Bagel. Preferably whole grain and vegan.
What social media platform are you on the most?
My blog. I’m not really into social media. Insta. I’ve got almost a thousand followers. LinkedIn. I need a job. Facebook. I never post anything–I’m just seeing what other people are up to.
Which coffee descriptors best fit your personality?
Round and balanced Flowery and refreshing Dense and powerful Intense and spicy
Which college/track best fits your major?
Pre-med Arts Education Business
Pick a coffee quote:
You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy coffee. I’m tall, dark, and fantastic in the morning. Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee. Pilates? I thought you said pie and lattes.
