If you aren’t addicted to Oreos, you basically defy all science. But these popular cookies come in tons of flavors, and they seem to release new kinds basically every year.
Choosing from all these options can be incredibly difficult, especially when some of them are kinda gross. So instead of suffering through Oreo-induced stress, let your zodiac sign tell you which Oreo flavor to try next (and don’t worry, we weeded out the nasty flavors).
Aries (March 21st – April 19th): Pumpkin Spice
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Aries is a fire sign. They are passionate, unpredictable, and dare we say, a little spicy, so they would love a good Pumpkin Spice Oreo. Sure, these Oreos aren’t actually spicy, but you need an Aries’s boldness to try this divisive flavor. Some people absolutely love them, while others despise them. Which will you be?
Taurus (April 20th – May 20th): Original
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Described as reliable and stable, Tauruses love what they already know, and they will appreciate that they can always depend on the original Oreo. Other flavors, some good and some bad, may come and go, but original Oreos are forever.
Gemini (May 21st – June 20th): Triple Double
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Geminis have dual personalities bundled into one body. They can be easy-going and fun but also very thoughtful and serious. Geminis will appreciate how the Triple Double Oreo, with its layers of white and chocolate filling, caters to both their light and dark sides.
Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd): S’mores
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Cancers are very sentimental and nostalgic, and no Oreo flavor reminds us more of our childhood than S’mores. A Cancer will love how this Oreo brings back childhood memories of making s’mores around a campfire during the summer.
Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd): Mint
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A Leo’s boldness dominates a crowd and attracts people, so they need an Oreo flavor that won’t get lost beneath their strong personality. The powerful and addicting Mint Oreo is truly deserving of a Leo. Plus, bringing a box of these popular Oreos to a party will get Leos the attention they desire.
Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd): Lemon
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Because they are so careful and practical, Virgos are thought to be the healthiest of all the astrological signs, so they won’t want an overly sweet or indulgent Oreo. Instead, a Virgo will love the slight tang of a Lemon Oreo. They can even pretend the cookie acts as a serving of fruit.
Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd): Heads and Tails
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Libras value justice, fairness, and peace more than anything else. Since they crave balance, they will love how a Heads and Tails Oreo offers both a chocolate and golden cookie. The two flavors join together in harmony to create a Libra’s dream come true.
Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st): Filled Cupcake
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Scorpios tend to hide their emotions beneath a cool and calm exterior, so they need an Oreo flavor that reflects that there’s more to them than meets the eye. Scorpios will relate perfectly to the Filled Cupcake Oreo, which hides a heaping of vanilla frosting within a shell of fudge filling.
Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st): Fudge Cremes
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The curious and inquisitive Sagittarius needs an Oreo that will peak their interest, and nothing is more innovative and original than an Oreo that isn’t a sandwich at all. An adventurous Sagittarius will also love that this fudge-covered Oreo spin-off comes in all sorts of flavors, such as golden birthday cake, double chocolate, coconut delight, mint, and peanut butter. With all of these different options, a Sagittarius will never get bored.
Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th): Oreo Thins
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The practical, disciplined, and health-conscious Capricorn will truly enjoy how Oreo Thins pack all the punch of a regular Oreo with fewer calories. Like the Fudge Cremes, these come in several different flavors, including golden and mint, but a traditional Capricorn would probably enjoy the originals most of all.
Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th): Red Velvet
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As deep-thinking intellectuals, Aquariuses need an Oreo flavor that’s as sophisticated and mature as they are. And although people disagree about whether or not Red Velvet Oreos actually taste good, everyone knows that it’s the classiest flavor.
Pisces (February 19th – March 20th): Birthday Cake
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Pisces are incredibly social and friendly, so they will love how the Birthday Cake Oreo reminds them of a fun party. While some people think Birthday Cake Oreos are too sugary, the kind and compassionate Pisces will appreciate how sweet this flavor can be.