The contenders are cheese, chocolate and alcohol – three of life’s greatest pleasures. What would we do without them? That is where the tough decision comes in. You have to choose. If you had to smash (urban dictionary definition), marry or kill either cheese, chocolate or alcohol, what would you do?
The rules are pretty straightforward, but this might be the hardest decision you’ll have to make in your whole life. Now, don’t rush this decision. Take your time because if you kill the wrong one, your fate is already sealed. Think long and hard.
Once you’ve got it, scroll down below to find out what kind of person you are based on your answer. Spoiler alert: there’s no right answer. There’s no way we would survive without these indulgences.
You Killed Cheese
Gasp! You monster! If you made this choice, I’m hoping that you’re lactose intolerant. Or vegan… but vegan cheese isn’t half-bad.
If you chose to marry chocolate and smash alcohol, you are very committed and loyal. You like to do everything with all of your energy, to the best of your ability. People admire you for your commitment. This means that sometimes you don’t know when to give up or take a break. You find yourself stressed frequently, but you still know how to have fun and blow off steam when it’s appropriate.
If you chose to marry alcohol and smash chocolate, you like to have a good time. You are very sociable and a lot of people enjoy being around you. Your extroversion brings out the best in people, but you aren’t close with many of them. You are irresponsible sometimes and lonely at others. Your lust for life leads you to fly by the seat of your pants, and it’s hard for people to keep up.
You Killed Chocolate
Woah, you really went there. I can’t even imagine a world without chocolate. Dessert as you know it will be dead forever.
If you chose to marry alcohol and smash cheese, you are good at looking out for #1, yourself. You know your strengths and your weaknesses, and you know how to use that to the best of your ability. This helps you be successful in many parts of your life. Some people think that you are selfish and headstrong. This may inhibit your capacity to build lasting relationships.
If you chose to marry cheese and smash alcohol, you lead a pretty balanced life. You pride yourself on knowing when to work hard and when to play hard. You want to get the most out of life. However, you tend to run yourself ragged. You are so caught up with being a people pleaser that you sometimes deny yourself the care and attention that you need.
You Killed Alcohol
This seems like the most responsible decision. If alcohol isn’t a part of your lifestyle, this was an easy choice. But if it is, this choice might change everything about where you go and who you hang out with.
If you chose to marry chocolate and smash cheese, you are very trustworthy. People know they can count on you to correctly complete a task and to have their backs. You are a good shoulder to cry on, and you give helpful advice. Sometimes this feels overwhelming, and you are upset when you don’t live up to the high expectations others have set for you.
If you chose to marry cheese and smash chocolate, you like the finer things in life. You know that you deserve the best, and you think the same for your friends and the people you love. You are an emotional person, and it is easy for others to get close to you because you easily confide in them. However, you are prone to tantrums. You might be a little too sensitive, and your selectiveness isn’t helping with that.