1. Denial
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“Four dollars for a box of cookies?!” You’re a broke college kid, it’s the middle of the month and according to Fairwinds, you only have $4.03 to your name. It’s really hard to say no to Girl Scouts; these adorable little girls outside of Publix could sell ice cream to eskimos. Besides, if I eat every meal at 63 South for the next two weeks I can make it work. This box of samoas is totally worth it…right?
2. Anger
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How am I supposed to have enough money to go out this weekend? Why do I have to choose between cookies and Lib? Can’t I have my thin mints and eat them, too?
3. Bargaining
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“I know I asked for extra money last week, but this time Girl Scout cookies are on the line, so if you could just spot me the cash…”
4. Depression
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They don’t take Knight Cash. I can’t believe this is the year I go without cookies…if you need me, I’ll be sobbing in a corner.
5. Acceptance
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Next year, I will be victorious. I will not be broke. I will buy ALL OF THE COOKIES.