Winter is coming! Find out which boozy beverage will help get you through the Chicago chill

First floor. I don’t have time to wait for the elevators, and my paper is due in 45 minutes.
Third floor. It’s the Goldilocks of floors: not too desolate, but quiet enough to stay focused.
Second floor. Even if I’m not studying, being in the library counts as some type of dedication to my studies, right?
I finish my homework before leaving class. Where is the Reg?
A-level. I’m already doing work — do I have to suffer in silence, too?

I fell asleep and it’s Thursday now. Where’s my backpack?
I’ll lay on my bed for a few hours, read some Marx, and join my roommate’s pregame. Maybe make it out.
I’ve been sitting outside of Alpha Delt since 6 pm. I refuse to wait in line in this weather.
Going to get some reading done and head out to Bar Night.
I have an essay due in two quarters, so I have to start my outline!

She’s a cool mom!
Is this amateur hour? She doesn’t even have my address. I have plenty of time to make her a drink!
My condoms are still in the box, so they won’t puncture as I throw them under.
My one night stand.
My two handles of Skol are already hiding from my roommates next to my bunny slippers. Welcome, Mother!

HBC
Reading Cultures
I placed out of HUM!
Media Aesthetics
Philosophical Perspectives

Let’s keep it easy and grab some Med shakes. I’ll judge you if you get vanilla.
Oh, shit. I forgot I had a date. Why does this keep happening to me?
Bartlett Kosher station. I’ll swipe you in!
First, our Uber picks us up outside of Saieh. We eat at the Promontory and take a walk back down 53rd. I’ll let you hold my hand if you have a summer internship lined up already.
I’ve got some free tickets to the Lyric Opera because I’m in Eckhart Consulting. Let’s get out of Hyde Park.