Winter may not be coming, but the new season of “Game of Thrones” certainly is. With the premiere of season six last weekend, it is only necessary to have a list of where all your favorite characters would chow down. From Westeros to the Wall, Austin has the right kinds of eateries to satisfy any lord or lady.
Tyrion Lannister: Easy Tiger
Tasty bratwursts and alcohol? That’s all you need to count Tyrion in.
Jamie Lannister: Hopdoddy Burger Bar
His only regret is not having two hands to eat two burgers at the same time.
Cersei Lannister: Blue Dahlia Bistro
This trendy, French-style bistro has a happy hour menu that can satisfy even this “Game of Thrones” drama queen.
Daenerys Targaryen: Michi Ramen
Soft-boiled dragon eggs + ramen = perfection.
Petyr Baelish: Via 313
Pizza so loaded with toppings that even Littlefinger doesn’t know its secrets.
Margaery Tyrell: Mozart’s Coffee Roasters
When she can’t get to Highgarden, Margaery hangs at this lakeside retreat.
Melisandre: Torchy’s Tacos
A night without tacos is dark and full of terrors.
Sansa Stark: Halcyon
All Sansa needs to escape from Ramsay Bolton is a batch of personal s’mores.
Arya Stark: Amy’s Ice Creams
You’d have to be blind not to notice Amy’s reign over the Austin ice cream scene.
Jon Snow: Pinthouse Pizza
Jon Snow may “know nothing” when it comes to Game of Thrones, but he damn well knows when the slice is right.
Theon Greyjoy: Frank
To hell with the Boltons, Reek only serves House Frank.
Brienne of Tarth: Magnolia Cafe
Queso so yummy that even Brienne would pledge her allegiance to it.
Stannis Baratheon: Draught House Pub & Brewery
Quick n’ dirty, this pub has all Stannis needs to get back to his quest for the Iron Throne.
Tywin Lannister: Roaring Fork
Steaks worthy enough for the Lord of Casterly Rock, ruler of the Westernlands, and Protector of the Realm.
Joffrey Baratheon: Voodoo Doughnuts
*stabs voodoo doughnut with pretzel stick*
Robb Stark: Flying Saucer Draught Emporium
With its 200+ craft beer selection and savory pub food, Flying Saucer is fit for the King of the North.
Ned Stark: Banger’s Sausage House & Beer Garden
Food so good, Ned’s head fell off.
Khal Drogo: Dirty Martin’s Place
Khaleesi is Drogo’s sun, moon and stars? I think not. Dirty’s fresh limeade is this Dothraki warlord’s true love.
Catelyn Stark: Moonshine Grill
With this southern home-cooking, why go back to Winterfell?
Samwell Tarly: Franklin Barbecue
A plate heaping with some good ol’ Texas BBQ is worth breaking your Night’s Watch vows.