Yeah, yeah, Starbucks’ Pumpkin Spice Latte is here. It’s a classic, but after ten years it’s just not that exciting anymore. Fall has officially been upon us for two weeks, and Trader Joe’s is celebrating with 60 (I repeat, 60) pumpkin items in their stores this year. So, that’s obviously ten times better.
In no particular order, here’s the down low on all 60 pumpkin-flavored items that you can find in Trader Joe’s across the country this fall. Channel your inner white girl, be #basic and get you’re ass to TJ’s.
1. Pumpkin Butter
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The best-seller every year is always pumpkin butter. Top your morning toast (which is SO underrated) with tons of pumpkin butter and a dash of cinnamon.
2. Pumpkin Cereal Bars
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Apple cinnamon and blueberry just don’t cut it anymore.
3. Pumpkin Spiced Pumpkin Seeds
Double the pumpkin, double the fun.
4. Pumpkin Ice Cream
Pumpkin ice cream is essentially cold pumpkin pie. So, like, yeah.
5. Pumpkin O’s
Joe’s O’s beat Cheerio’s any day, especially when they are pumpkin flavored.
6. Pumpkin Cream Cheese Spread
Just wait ’til Sandy Cohen gets word of this. He’ll be schmearin’ pumpkin cream cheese all day.
7. Pumpkin Rolls
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Cinnamon rolls only get better when they’re pumpkin flavored.
8. Pumpkin Spice Roobios Tea
Not a coffee person? Don’t fear, pumpkin spice tea is here.
9. Gluten Free Pumpkin Pancake Mix
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The pumpkin party doesn’t have to stop for all the gluten free peeps out there.
10. Pumpkin Pie Spice Cookie Butter
WOAH. Game changer. As if cookie butter wasn’t awesome enough. This product is new this year and it doesn’t disappoint. If you’re gonna pick one thing, it better be pumpkin pie spice cookie butter.
11. Pumpkin Body Butter
So that you can even smell like pumpkin? Unsure about this one.
12. Pumpkin Cornbread Croutons
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The perfect complement to a warm bowl of soup.
13. Pumpkin Pancake & Waffle Mix
Pumpkin pancakes are the new banana pancakes, duh.
14. Pumpkin Pie Mochi Ice Cream
The definition of ooey gooey goodness.
15. Pumpkin Soup
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For less than two bucks, you can’t pass this pumpkin item up.
16. Pumpkin Croissants
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If you’re lucky, there will be a few boxes left in the freezer section.
17. Country Pumpkin Spice Granola
Could be for breakfast, could be for dessert. It’s good all day long.
18. Pumpkin Seed Oil
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If you’re a super fan, you can cook everything in pumpkin oil.
19. Pumpkin Spice Chai Tea Latte Mix
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For all the chai lovers out there, this one’s for you.
20. Pumpkin Greek Yogurt
Add country pumpkin spice granola for the ultimate pumpkin breakfast.
21. Pumpkin Bagels
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So many carbs for breakfast this month, and I don’t even care.
22. Pumpkin Cranberry Scone Mix
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According to Trader Joes, there is no better pairing than pumpkin and cranberries.
23. Pumpkin Waffles
Watch out Eggo, you’ve got competition this month.
24. Pumpkin Frosted Toaster Pastries
The #basicbitch of Pop-Tarts.
25. Pumpkin Seed Brittle
Better than peppermint bark, obvi.
26. Pumpkin Flavored Dog Treats
You can even let your furry friend in on the fun.
27. Pumpkin Joe-Joe’s
So like pumpkin Oreos? So down.
28. Pumpkin Caramel Sauce
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Try it on top of vanilla (or pumpkin) ice cream… you’re welcome.
29. Mini Ginger Pumpkin Ice Cream Mouthfuls
These need to be full-sized. None of this “mini” bullshit.
30. Pumpkin Biscotti
These babies are meant for dunkin’.
31. Pumpkin-y Pumpkin Bites
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So. Much. Pumpkin in one bite.
32. Pumpkin Bread Pudding
Autumn’s OG comfort food.
33. Iced Pumpkin Scone Cookies
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Scones, and cookies and pumpkin? DELISH.
34. Pumpkin Macarons
Macarons are all the rage right now. Just make sure to get the in the pumpkin flavor.
35. Dark Chocolate Pumpkin Spice Salted Caramels
Nothing has ever sounded better in my entire life.
36. Pecan Pumpkin Instant Oatmeal
Spice up your morning breakfast routine.
37. Pumpkin Tortilla Chips
Yo, pumpkin doesn’t have to be associated with dessert. These chips are the perfect fall snack.
38. Pita Crisps with Cranberries and Pumpkin Seeds
Nom. Nom. Nom.
39. Fall Harvest Salsa
Okay, I see you, Trader Joe’s. The perfect thing to dip the pumpkin tortilla chips in.
40. Autumnal Harvest Pasta Sauce
You can now put the flavors of fall over a bowl of pasta, bake them into a veggie lasagna and use them as a dip for zucchini fries.
41. Pumpkin Panettone
The Italians intended for panettone to be eaten around Christmas… but, okay.
42. Assorted Belgian Chocolate Pumpkins
Not pumpkin flavored, just pumpkin shaped. Supa’ festive.
43. Gluten Free Pumpkin Bread & Muffin Baking Mix
If you’re gluten free, get your oven mitts on.
44. Pumpkin Cornbread Mix
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The perfect addition to your Thanksgiving dinner spread.
45. Organic Canned Pumpkin
If you’re in the mood to be domestic and shit, make your own pie with TJ’s canned pumpkin.
46. Pumpkin Ravioli
Pasta taken to the next level.
47. Pumpkin Spice Cake
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It tastes like fall in cake form.
48. Pumpkin Cream Cheese Muffins
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What better filling than cream cheese? None.
49. Pumpkin Pie
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There’s nothing better than the classics.
50. Pumpkin Cheesecake
Better than the one you can get at The Cheesecake Factory, I promise.
51. Pumpkin Bar Baking Mix
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So, like, pumpkin brownies? COOL.
52. Mini Pumpkin Pies
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On the off chance for when you only want a little bit of pumpkin pie. Chances are, you’ll end up eating the whole box.
53. Pumpkin Spice Coffee
There’s no better way to start the day.
54. Pumpkin Ale
Put down your hard ciders, kids and pick some pumpkin ale while you can.
55. Pumpkin Cranberry Crisps
Get fancy at your fall dinner party (or while you’re Netflix and chillin’).
56. Pumpkin Pie Spice
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A sweet, warm blend of cinnamon, ginger, citrus, nutmeg, cloves and just a hint of cardamom. You should, unsurprisingly, add it to your pumpkin pie mix.
57. Harvest Blend Complete Salad
Lettuce and pumpkin toppings in a bag. The ideal fall salad.
58. Pumpkin Bread & Muffin Mix
Get adventurous with this one. Add nuts, dried fruit or shredded veggies for a loaf that won’t disappoint.
59. Chocolate Mousse Pumpkins
Everything should be shaped like a pumpkin, cause why not?
60. Real Pumpkins
Get festive, y’all.
Disclaimer: Not all Trader Joe’s locations carry all 60 pumpkin products.