With the holidays coming up, it’s hard not to constantly think about food. I’ve always got cheesy holiday treats on my mind (and I do mean always, not just pre-holiday season)—cheesy potatoes, broccoli and cheese, queso, mac and cheese…my mouth is watering. Here’s a list of the cheesiest cheese-related jokes that will make your conversations a huge hit at the dinner table.
1. When you need a new pick up line
This is a grate pun if your name is Jack or Colby.
2. When you want to keep it classic
This simple yet cheesy joke is perfect for any time you need to tell someone “this is nac-chos,” plus the dog makes it 100% better.
3. When your favorite song comes on the radio
You gotta brie-lieve this pun will be a big hit with the adults and any other Lionel Richie fans.
4. When you’re trying to take a group picture
Who gouda thought that cheese doesn’t say cheese when they smile? I might have to try this one out.
5. When you have to prove to your family you’ve changed since college
A perfect response for when your family tries to make you sit at the kids table: “Age doesn’t matter, unless you’re a cheese.”
6. When you need a good Dad joke
Cheese has a gouda idea of how we can spread the self-love.
7. When you need a new genre of music to listen to
Watch out, there’s a new Brieonce in town.
8. When you want to wish someone a happy birthday
A cute and not offensive way to call someone mature and older.
9. When you try and act like you understand sports
And, if you’re dying for another one: “What’s a basketball player’s favorite type of cheese? Swiss.”
10. When you want to let your friends know how much they mean to you
Or tell them that you think they’re a very gouda friend who never fails to cheer you up when you are feeling bleu!
11. When you’re feeling flirty
You feta get a reply after you send this message.
12. When you’re making DIY Valentine’s Day cards
Let ya peeps know you love them very much-arella.
13. When you’re in art class
I’m sure your teacher will appreciate this artisan.
14. When you love 80’s music
A good way to show you are mature.
15. When you’ve finally mastered cheese puns
Don’t be blue (cheese) that this list is over, you cheddar have laughed!